"NewAge Wasteland" (or "INDICT Slick Willie!!)
(To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")
(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs...
and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")
For Clinton, they kneeled...
Left's blindness revealed...
Press won't attack because Slick's Lib'ral!!
We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT...
To prove we're Right...
Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!!
(No no no no no-oh!!)
Uprise...
Libs're Chi-Com spies!!
We don't need Left's New Age wasteland!!
FReepers, make a stand!!
We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land...
DETHRONE the Liar...Right must become much bolder!!
Left's exits' oh so near...
Vile Lib'rals quake with fear...
Send Slick to Prison, before Left gets yet Bolder!!
New Age Wasteland...
It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!!
Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends,
Can't you taste it?!!
Left's bein' Limbaughsted!!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos
5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim
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Suggestion; stock up on ammunition and/or reloading equipment and supplies.
6 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:14 PST by harpu
To: Blood of Tyrants
I'm tired of waiting and want to participate before I am too old.
If you've never been shot at, I suggest you take in a viewing of Saving Private Ryan. You might HAVE to participate someday, but believe me, you really don't WANT to.
Hey Buddy...I need a clean copy of "Duelin' Banjos" and I need it NOW...what do you recommend?
FReegards...MUD
MUD-HYPOTHESIS: Ned Beatty got what was comin' to him in "Deliverance"...IMHO.
Am I the only one--under 39--who knows that the author of "Deliverance" played the Sheriff at the end of the movie...FOUR (4) FREE Cyber-Tickets to the Upcoming Mudboy Slim and the FReeperFRenetics (aka the Richmond Orchestra), Nationally-Televised Concert at Carnegie Hall to the first one to bump in with that author's name!!! One extra clue...it rhymes with a male body part...and his name wasn't "Mulva"!!
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SHEEEESH...I figgered y'all to be much brighter than this, much quicker, in fact...this is embarrassing!! And y'all claim to be Ol' Farts...tsk tsk tsk...I don't think there's a one of ya out there over 29!!
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I'm waiting...............................MUD