Spin The Big Wheel, Place Your Bets...When Will Bill and Hill Show Up To Crash Site?Vanity

11-12-01 | MyFavorite Headache

[My Favorite Headache]

Place your bets here...Place your bets! When will we see Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton patrolling the hotel where families of the victims are at, and when will we be seeing them walking door to door looking for food and donations to those who have lost their homes, dogs, cats, and oh yeah...people in today's plane crash?

My bet is by 5 PM EST. Just in time for the news.

[Mago]

x42 will show up when The Red Cross sets up donut tables.

[MeekOneGOP]

Huh??? You mean they're NOT there already? They are SLIPPING!. . .

[Dog]

6:15 eastern ......time to make the network news.

[Smedley]

Well, Rudy was there ASAP so one would think Hillary would be there to soak in some of the limelight. Perhaps Hillary first needs to consult with her daughter to get their stories straight as to who was almost killed and how this was Bush's fault

[My Favorite Headache]

My guess is they are stuck in traffic and their publicists are getting things ready for a story on how Bill was set for a jog in the area.

[SuzanneWeeks]

LOL to funny.....

[mountaineer]

Depends on whether there are any good looking widows to be comforted. Hey, where is Bubba's next speaking engagement, by the way? Does anyone know?

[Bobisalwaysright]

With any luck, the victims, families, and friends will boo them away before they come within a mile of the place...

[Uff Da]

Probably Hillary will wait until the Firemen and Policmen have vacated the vicinity!! She won't want to be booed again!

[dead]

I just heard that Chelsea was sleeping at her friend's house in Rockaway, while jogging with a cup of coffee. Damn those Bush tax cuts! Will they never give the poor girl some peace?

[Irma]

Hillary will be there as soon as she picks up her feeding bag mask.

[dead]

You know, she wouldn't be too bad looking, if they could find her a bigger mask.

[Grampa Dave]

Hilldebeast will be there at about 4 pm in time for the evening news.

Her limo will run over a dozen NYC cops and two dozen NYC Firemen. Her limo will target those of Irish descent!

Hilldebeast will blame this on President Bush, the Supreme Court, Katherine Harris, Rush and the evil vile VRWC!

Chelsealips will come out with a hair raising story of how she narrowly missed tragedy during a study break at Oxford!

X42 will blame all of us white guys who owned and killed slaves for fun and scalped Indians and sold their scalps to "Hair Pieces for Men without Hair!"

Goron will demand another recount of votes in certain precincts in Florida. He has heard that K. Harris only allowed his black voters two votes and a hanging chad in Nov. 2000!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Bill - 5:30PM ET Today, carried live on NYC TV
Hill - 7:30AM ET Tomorrow, carried live on NBC's Today Show

[Irma]

I always thought that she should tie that sweater a little higher.

 

[Quilla]

Well, let's see.... First, Hillary's staff must arrange a fund raiser near the crash site - two birds with one stone mentality. Then a friend who has a private plane must be contacted so she can 'borrow' said plane. Of course, there's the slight delay getting to the actual plane, those pesky security men keep getting in the way. Oh, and a quick lunch, no tip necessary. Yep, I'd say, about four hours.

You've got to be Hillary's favorite headache! :)

[chainsaw]

When Will Bill and Hill Show Up To Crash Site?

When either or both think they can use the plane crash to garner votes or public esteem, they will show. They could care less otherwise.

[monkeywrench]

I read alot of the firemen and policemen live in that area. I doubt the vengeful one will show her face there.