THAT CHEESE THREAD THING

self | 11/06/2001 | self

[mjf]

Okay, look, I've got processed cheese, both Swiss and American.

I've got string cheese. Mozzarella.

I've got shredded cheese, sharp cheddar, and well, I have a good relationship with cheese.

BUT, I'M WONDERING WHAT THE H**L IS GOING ON WITH CHEESE ON THIS FORUM!!!

If you are encumbered with knowledge about cheese, please link me up with the major cheese post. Thank you.

[WorldWatcher1]

[Gumption]

I heard that this cheese will destroy your appetite for cheese forever.

That would only subject us to thread after thread of ...

"I don't like cheese".

Back to the old drawingboard.

[Ymani Cricket]

[rightofrush]

Oh dear, cows with guns!

We will hold our bovine heads high; we run free with the buffalo, or die! Cows with guns!

[Ymani Cricket]

I couldn't resist the cheesy temptation

[Cool Guy]

To chew cud free or die :P

[Free State Four]

I'm still trying to figure out why poop in a pool was such a big deal.

Poopy pool was a classic. And I have been around almost as long as you, so don't pretend you don't understand. It doesn't become you. fsf

[Cool Guy]

LOL! The tourist guy strikes again :P

[Free State Four]

YST (Stands for "You Shouldn't Tell") :o) fsf

[Gumption]

That's funny, all the times I referred to him by his full name on all those different threads, he never told me that. What make you say that?

[Gumption]

Hey, you were on that thread too. You are being followed!!!!

[Hank Rearden]

We don't do this by choice; we're compelled to acknowledge The Power of Cheese. I don't know why.

[OWK]

Yes... I started the whole damned cheese thing. (and I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids)

Somebody posted a ridiculous one-line vanity detailing one of the most mundane details of their life (I don't even remember what it was about), and I responded with the most ridiculous thing I could think of... which was "I like cheese".

Apparently it caught on.

And as for OWK... that stands for "One who knows". I lived in Sinop, Turkey for a couple of years, and the ruins of the Birthplace of Diogenes were right outside my window. I used to drink beer and read in those ruins when the weather was nice. The local Turks called Diogenes by a name which loosely translates to "One who knows".

That was my old screen name at FR before I was banned in the great libertarian uprising of 98. ;^]

[Savage Beast]

Hey, thanks, PrettyFace! I knew about both of these places. I've written and e-mailed the Ardoino people in Italy and New Jersey, but got no response. I used to get it in Bologna, then Oakville Grocery Store, the Asheville, North Carolina, but Asheville discontinued it, and, I thought, Oakville did too. I'm down to my last bottle...or would be if it were not for you. Thank you!
The Beast

[Savage Beast]

BTW, ever been to the Oakville Grocery Store? Really nice.

[2ndMostConservativeBrdMember]

I KNOW you've got cheese!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

No problem - happy to help a fellow FReeper in dire need of sustenance :-). We can't have you going into withdrawal or anything like that, you know! Never been to Oakville - sounds great, though. I'll take the time to check out their website a little more thoroughly than I did on my research blitz to find you a source :-].

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

My 2nd most all-time favorite comedy routine, 2nd only to the "Who's on First" routine.

[WIMom]

You know what I really hate is not being able to give you a hard time in the to: box. LOL! Thanks for the ping!

[Aztech]

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