"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[VOYAGER]

They're just burning colored cloth or paper, if it's not made in the USA it ain't the real McCoy.

[Mudboy Slim]

WooooHooooooo...300+...and still pickin' up speed!! Right's kickin' butt and takin' names!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"love when you talk that way..."

Usin' my best Barry White voice, too...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MIGHTY rebel yell"

Does that sorta sound like..."YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!"?!

Yeah, I thought so...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"They're just burning colored cloth or paper..."

Yeah, but if they do so within my eyesight, they best not have any plans fer the next 24 hours or so 'cuz I'm claiming temporary insanity as I whup their Leftist a$$es!!

FReegards...MUD

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Oh, I get it! I was looking at the original "Puny Protest" thread and not at my comments on your lively thread (over 300 posts, whoo hoo!). SHEESH (to quote you), I mixed up my sentence, again. I'm o.k. with spelling, but if there's a form of dyslexia involving sentence structure...or it could be a brain cloud. LOL!

What I said:
It has been correctly pointed out to me that everyone who stays away from protests is not a supporter of our effort against the terrorists.

What I meant to say:
Not everyone who stays away from protests is a patriot.

Thanks for pointing out my boo boo. FR is a fine ed-u-ca-tion-al establishment. Barefoot and Freepin'...life is good. (^:

[KLT]

Usin' my best Barry White voice, too...MUD

YEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAA! Love Barry White....LOL

[KLT]

They're just burning colored cloth or paper, if it's not made in the USA it ain't the real McCoy.

Yes, you're right....we need the real McCoy!

[Snow Bunny]

BUMPity BUMP !

Hi everyone.

I made some chocolate chip cookies today and am sending them through to you in your floppy disk area . They will be flying out any seconds just get ready to catch them.

Thanks for the post Mud and showing us the Open letter.

[KLT]

Hi everyone.

I made some chocolate chip cookies today and am sending them through to you in your floppy disk area . They will be flying out any seconds just get ready to catch them.

Thanks for the post Mud and showing us the Open letter.

Oh, Snow Bunny, as much as I love chocolate chip cookies, don't send them here......they'll mess up my girlish figure.......ROLOL!

[goldilucky]

There's nothing better than homemade chocolate chip cookies!

Boy can I just savor them now. Did I tell you that I make homemade bread? Well, I do when I have time. It's traditional white bread but I have to admit it really is good.

[Alamo-Girl]

Jeepers! Thank you so much for the heads up on the new lyrics!!! Kudos!

[goldilucky]

Slick's just a traitor in a two piece suit.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Our Federal Government is Worse Than Anthrax!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Not everyone who stays away from protests is a patriot."

OK...can't really argue with that. Protests come in all forms and sizes, so we must discriminate. IMHO, folks who protest against the War on Terrorism are not Peaceniks nor Pacifists, they are anti-American PRO-Terrorists...PERIOD!!

"Barefoot and Freepin'...life is good. (^:"

Life is good...and if we remain vigilant in our efforts to rid this World of Terrorists and the Country of Osama bin Clinton, there is NO LIMIT to how much better this Life can become!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Love Barry White...."

Thought you would, baby...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Good morning, Ms. Bunny!! We've good beautiful blue skies and a crisp chill in the air here in the Capital of the Confederecy...I'm lovin' it!!

"I made some chocolate chip cookies today and am sending them through to you in your floppy disk area . They will be flying out any seconds just get ready to catch them."

SHEEEESH...whatta mess!! Let them cookies cool before ya send 'em next time, I got gooey tollhouse morsels all over my 'puter now...ummmmm, tastes good though...LOL!!!

"Thanks for the post Mud and showing us the Open letter."

De nada, mi amiga...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"don't send them here......they'll mess up my girlish figure..."

That's why God invented exercise, Ms. Ally McBeal!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Did I tell you that I make homemade bread?"

I love homemade bread...I make some awesome BeerBread, ummm-UMMM!! And my Spinach Pizza's to die fer.

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the kudos and especially for your invaluable resource at Alamo-Girl.com!!

FReegards...MUD