"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Put me on your ping list when this one happens!"

Will do...or else I can put you on my ping list now and you can HELP MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

SPREAD THE WORD: U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Needs Your Help!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right/Good versus Left/Evil...and the Medyuh's Feigning Neutrality!!! (great article by Linda Bowles)"

FReegards...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

...."In closing, let me just point out how close I believe we were...as you know, since the Gulf War, I've listened to Rush Limbaugh religiously for anywhere from 20-30 hours per week (I tape his show and re-listen to it when I can)."...

I am giggling because we do the exact same thing at our house.

[Mudboy Slim]

"89% of Americans Continue to Support Dubyuh in his War on Terrorism (aka The Left)"

Interesting thread...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...we do the exact same thing at our house."

I've got plenty of sources for information and "intelligence"...but aside from my parents, my greatest source of "wisdom" has been the EIB!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW..."Wisdom is to Intelligence as Understanding is to Education"

[Mudboy Slim]

"Earley 60%...Warner 35%...The mini-Jihad Commences!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ayn Rand and Objectivism...Food fer Thought!!"

Thank you fer the link, my FRiend...MUD

[KLT]

OOOOOO, MUD, you know what those lyrics do to me....Uh Hum!

[Mudboy Slim]

"OOOOOO, MUD"

Hot-diggity...you just earned yerself another song...LOL!!

"RE-Impeachment Fever"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")

Ha-aiigh!!
Well, Bill don't know where we come from, but we're comin' on strong...
Slick knows we shall Re-Impeach!!
Yeah, the polls say folks don't want it, 'cuz the Econ'my's goin' good...
Those pollsters ain't been talkin' to me!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! Impeachment Fever!!

It's high time Clinton got it...got his Li'l Willie blowed...
By an intern...Slick Willie's paramour!
The Prez'dent's playin' doctor, so he slid her his "cure"...
Bill's got'im an intern humidor!!!
We're gettin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Election's nearing!
It's growin'...RE-Impeachment Fever! Left is quiv'rin'!
It's gettin' dangerous...Slick'll feel our pain!
Folks want a ch-ch-change!
You know it's over when...Lib'rals complain,
"It's okay for Bill to LIE...
Guys...Oh, can't we drop this thing?!"

(Awesome RightWinger, SecondAmendmentSupportin' Guitar Jammin')

Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a powerful "man"...
Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!!
The Left knows election's blown...sad times for DemocRATS...
They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! RE-Impeachment Fever!
Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against Left's "Leader"!

Catch the Fever...RE-Impeachment Fever!
Dethrone Left's "Leader"! RE-Impeachment Fever!
Indict Slick's Minions! RE-Impeachment Fever!!
Yeahhhhhhhhh! Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
Yee-owwww!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Jeff Head's "How We As a Nation Came to Be in This Condition (circa 1998)"

Great work, my esteemed FRiend...MUD

[Jeff Head]

Thanks bro.

The freight train is still rolling and the manipulations and taking advantage of events to further erode liberty continue.

But, that is as it must be as the enemies of liberty continue their efforts. In the end, they will fail sure enough, as you say (and unlike them) ...

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's honor in our goals!!
For your FReedom we will fight...

Best FRegards.

[KLT]

Gee Whiz, you Southern Boys like us hot Yankee gals....LOL Love the song MUD, keep up the good work! Waiting for another! We're keeping you a bit busy in the song writing dept aye!

FreeGuards,

KLT

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the enemies of liberty continue their efforts. In the end, they will fail sure enough..."

Couldn't agree more, my FRiend.

Ever-vigilant FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you Southern Boys like us hot Yankee gals"

Only the RightWing ones...we've got no use fer them whiney Lib'ral Yankee gals!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Clinton Cadre's TREASON Costly in Terms of American Lives!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"An Open Letter to the Maja Rushie: Enviro-Whackos to Blame For Anthrax Terrorism!!"

FReegards...MUD

[KLT]

Only the RightWing ones...we've got no use fer them whiney Lib'ral Yankee gals!!

Oh yes, love when you talk that way....LOL

[stand watie]

a MIGHTY rebel yell from the forum's resident CSA sons!

for dixie,sw

[swheats]

Sign me up, reporting for duty.