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"Black II"
Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 10/10/2001 3:19:21 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.


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To: Billie; Snow Bunny
"USO Canteen...FReeper-Style!!"

Patriotic FReegards...MUD

221 posted on 10/15/2001 1:50:29 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks for all the LINK BUMPS! And all your LYRICKS, too!!!
222 posted on 10/15/2001 2:17:14 PM PDT by Billie
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To: Mudboy Slim; Snow Bunny
It has been correctly pointed out to me that everyone who stays away from protests is not a supporter of our effort against the terrorists. I say we patriots are being disenfranchised by the anti-American press. (^:
Putting the Puny Protest #s in Perspective for the Press
223 posted on 10/15/2001 2:27:06 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
You are right. The protestors are a very tiny amount of people. The liberal sicko media are using their power for their propaganda once again.

Thanks so much.

224 posted on 10/15/2001 3:34:05 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: Snow Bunny
Thank you, Snow Bunny. I e-mailed the thread to a bunch of media outlets through mailblasterdot.com. Somehow I don't think they'll pay attention to me. LOL!

My favorite quote of the day from Col. Hackworth on Fox & Friends this morning: (on the White House Press Corps) "Those reporters wouldn't know a tank from a turd." A few minutes later a reporter (Jim Mikleschefski-sp???) called to assure them he did...hehehehe...(^:

225 posted on 10/15/2001 4:16:04 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
ROTFL.... I love it thanks.... Hackworth is so good.

Thanks too for mailing the link. That was so nice of you to do that.

226 posted on 10/15/2001 4:35:01 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: dwbh
"My Cowboys are actually favored to win this one -- it's probably the only time we'll be favorites all year! I'm enjoying it while it lasts."

It's halftime now...and what an UGLY game!! I'm starting to think the Skins ought to sign Aikman...he looked pretty good in the Press Box. What the heck is with Schottenheimer's lack of play-calling acumen...starting to piss me off.

MUD

BTW...after we come back and win this, we're only two games outta first place!!

227 posted on 10/15/2001 7:46:53 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: onyx
"I heard your call and came running!"

Thank you, my FRiend...it is simply a Call Fer Justice and ought to illicit a 100% response from anybody who still gives a damn about EQUAL JUSTICE FER ALL!!!

FReegards...MUD

228 posted on 10/15/2001 7:49:21 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Lancey Howard
Yer welcome, my FRiend...MUD
229 posted on 10/15/2001 7:50:01 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Lancey Howard; onyx
Oooops...I'm repeatin' myself.

LOL...MUD

230 posted on 10/15/2001 7:51:33 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
You're a funny guy! I'd love to meet you someday!
231 posted on 10/15/2001 7:59:40 PM PDT by onyx
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To: FallGuy; dead; dwbh; Ragtime Cowgirl; Black Jade; Jeff Head; dirtboy; Taxman; stand watie; gonzo...
"Your songs remind me how they used to have songs in the beautiful south that told stories."

That's the music I grew up to, sir. Both my parents were born and raised in a small town just outside Topeka, Kansas and C&W was all I ever heard until I became a juvenile delinquent rock'n'roller in Junior High.

"You have the gift and it is great to see it in these songs. Thanks"

No...Thank YOU!! That means a lot coming from you...it really does. Yer Missuz has told us a bit about you and even shared a story or two about your movie career. I told my parents the one the King told you about him getting fired as a young'un because the boss's wife was flirtin' with him and my mom about fainted (she was a huge Elvis fan!!) LOL...best watch yerself or someday my parents will show up in Vegas and you'll have to tell that one again in person!!

Don't know if you've ever heard this tune, but it's become one of my favorites and definitely fits the bill as one of them there "...songs in the beautiful south that told stories." Once I get it recorded, I'll have to send you and Ms. Bunny a copy...

"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemocRATs by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and McAuliffe...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Med'yuh Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...and there's MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who know'd Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Med'yuh Whores could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...INDICT LEFT'S 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
T-Mac said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but our Base don't know!!
Slim, that Chi-Com cash we did take...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these DemocRATs they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Fear my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN, MAC...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Left's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! (=^D)
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Yours truly is presidin'!!!"

Well, Mac's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Slick's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE like pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"McAuliffe's Crimes...Soon Will be EXPOSED!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
That man MUD loves...sure does miss him so.
Folks, them Lib'ral Scandals must be cracked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is dam'near o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...FallGuy, damglad you decided to join us, my FRiend!!

Special thanks to dead for exposing me to this song.

232 posted on 10/15/2001 8:39:36 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: dwbh
7-6 Skins right now, my self-described liberal FRiend and Cowboy fan...and apparently Richard Simmons is a Cowboy fan!! LOL...says a lot, doesn't it?!

MUD

233 posted on 10/15/2001 8:52:11 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: harpo11
"Afternoon bump, Mudboy."

Late Monday Night Football bump backatcha, mi amigo...

"Here some more of my "not too shabby" stuff:

"Osottymama...USA is comin' for 'ya"

Is that Osama bin Clinton?!

"This ain't no Clinton parse
This is our man, President GW Bush, this is no farce.
We'll smoke you out...You dirty rotten lout.
We'll keep ya' runnin'...USA War Guns take a huge bite!!
We'll hunt you down...We're gonna kick yer scrawny arse!!
Outta Afghanistan...And send you to Hell in a tin can!!
No one is ever gonna stop USA from Ringing the Freedom Bell.
We're Number 1 AOK! We've already won this Fight."

Not too shabby at all, my FRiend, but I've gotta take exception to the last line. We've gotta heckuva lotta work ahead of us to REVERSE 40 years of Leftist ROT...but I do agree that there ain't no way in Hell that Right ain't gonna win this Counter-CounterCulture War IN A ROUT!!!!!!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

234 posted on 10/15/2001 8:59:34 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: dwbh; ArneFufkin; PhiKapMom
SHEEEEESH!!!!!!!! Skins lose 9-7...what do they say, "Unlucky in Love, Lucky in WAR!!"? Well, with the Skins and A's both losing tonight, my sports teams are out of it, so I can concentrate all my efforts towards BEATING THE HOLY KRAP OUTTA LIB'RALS!!!!!!

MUD

235 posted on 10/15/2001 9:22:28 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Hiya Mud!

Freegards,

FReethesheeples

236 posted on 10/15/2001 9:24:09 PM PDT by FReethesheeples
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; Coop; mike2right; cogitator; Ligeia; bmwcyle; NoDemocratsIn2000; Black Jade...
"The cellular monkey business isn't surprising. Gore and Clinton were involved in the telecom/fundraising scheme, I'm sure. Clinton gave a few pardons to people in the telecommunications industry. D=Democrats=Dirty Dollars!"

I believe it goes even deeper than that, and we can prove it in time to make it an issue in the Virginia Gubernatorial Campaign. Can anybody help me with finding out the pertinent info on Mark Warner's 70+ cell-phone businesses?! This could be HUGE because I believe we can link Warner DIRECTLY to Chi-Com Multi-Billionaire and Hutchinson-Whampoa--of Panama Canal Corruption Fame--Owner, La Kai-Shing (spelling incorrect, I know)!!!!

C'mon FReepers, let's put our Research Caps on and investigate Mark Warner's shady business past!! If we can dredge up some dirt, I'll make sure that The Lovable Fuzzball makes this a National Issue and we can insure that 60%-35% win fer Mark Earley I've been presciently forecasting!!

My oh my, AIN'T THIS A HOOT?!!!

FReegards...MUD

237 posted on 10/15/2001 9:36:28 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: FReethesheeples
Howdy, mi amigo!! It's a wunnerful, crisp, cool, cloudless autumn night here in the Capital of the Confederecy...how's the weather in yer neck of the woods?!

FReegards...MUD

238 posted on 10/15/2001 9:40:58 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; Paul Cruce; Clarity
"I'm a scavenger at heart who likes a good treasure hunt...rocks, shells, fossils, books, info, great FR photos and links...you know, a Freeper-type."

Well said, RC...FReepers are Truth Junkies!!

FReegards...MUD

239 posted on 10/15/2001 9:43:08 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky; Cincinatus' Wife; MUDDOG; howard wolf; TAdams8591; FletcherC.; MHGinTN; Migjagger...
"Elian"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Elian...Elian...
When will these clouds all disappear?!
Elian...Elian...
Just tell the Sheeple, "Listen here."
With your mama you did float...
In a rickity ol' boat.
Miles from shore, your life capsized!!
But Elian...Elian...
'Twas fer FReedom your mama died...

Elian...you're innocent...yeah!
Need your Miam kin by your side!!
Elian...America loves ya...
Thanksgiving Rescue made us cry...
All your dreams they were so close...
'Til "Butch" Reno stormed your home...
Her resignation is near!!
Elian...Elian...
She'll be in prison next year!!

(Haunting keyboard solo)

Woah...Elian, don't you weep...
All our Congressmen we'll FReep!!
We hate the Prez'dent's shameless lies!!
And Elian...Elian, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's honor in our goals!!
For your FReedom we will fight...
'Cuz Elian...FReepers love ya, hombre...
Everywhere Left looks, THEY'LL FEEL OUR MIGHT!!
We won't let Castro get his hands on you...
C'mon Nation, do what's RIGHT!!
Elian...Elian...ain't FReedom awful nice?!
Elian...Elian...Liberty is worth the Fight!!

Mudboy Slim

Elian deserves to live in FReedom...let his papa stay here!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 06/18/2000 07:32:15 PDT by Mudboy Slim (BiteMe.Slick!!)

240 posted on 10/15/2001 9:53:46 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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