Posted on 10/10/2001 3:19:21 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I've gotta run some errands up in DeeCee today and won't be back 'til the afternoon. However, when I get back, I'd like to pick up the pace a bit on this anti-T-Mac/Clinton Jihad Fer Justice!! Hope you and others will be around to lend me a hand.
And the various terrorist attacks committed under Clinton's watch are vastly different from the WTC tragedy. Different kinds of retaliation are called for when it comes to attacks on our embassies and on foreign soil versus mass destruction on our home soil. The '93 WTC incident was the fist incident that Osama bin Laden was responsible for, and at the time, it was appropriate to pursue him as a criminal instead of declaring war.
Maybe Bush can make a legacy for himself by defeating terrorism, but he's got a long way to go to eclipse all the other things that Clinton did for the country IMO.
Hey Mud !!
I admire your strength of character. Recalls for me Paul Johnson's Modern Times and his chapter on Mahatma Ghandi.
I've been here & posting, perhaps we've missed each other and certainly would have seen you at MfL if we had convened this year. The work with Jeff which kept me occupied is finished in part. Go here:Breath of Fire
Mud, we need to do something about your shyness and lack of confidence. ROTFL! I was just recovering from Black I. (^:
All kidding aside, thank you for your energetic, uplifting, hilarious, creative and generous threads. Hugs.
Care to come over here and kick some Dem. clymer? MURKOWSKI: DASCHLE ENERGY DECISION SUBVERTS PEOPLE'S WILL.
for dixie,sw
"Justa Prison Drone"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What did ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within Prison Walls...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
[FReeper Throng] "I DON'T THINK SO!!!!"
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and Left's clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
But where Slick's goin', them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...boy, kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
(Sweet harp to fade)
FReegards...MUD
BTW..."[Dubyuh's] got a long way to go to eclipse all the other things that Clinton did for the country IMO."
IMHO, the only really positive thing Clinton did fer America was to be sooo absolutely horrid that he awoke the Sheeple enough to get them to elect a GOP House and Senate...other than that, he was simply a Rapist, a Mass-Murderer, and a Traitor of Historic Proportions!!!
I was thinking of turning "Margaritaville" into a song trashing the GOP: "There they lay, wasting away in Recessionville / Trying to bring the economy to a halt / Some people claim / that there's the Clinton's to blame / But they know / it's their own damn fault." Heh. Don't get me started. =)
LOL...you mean I haven't bumped you to any of my Dylan repetoire?! My bad, I've got at least 6-8 by him.
"I was thinking of turning "Margaritaville" into a song trashing the GOP"
Bring it on...and remember to post it to my "Black" threads...it'll surely bring in quite a few bumps in response!!
"There they lay, wasting away in Recessionville..."
That'd be the Clinton Recession, I presume...Dubyuh's budget just went into effect on 1 October, if then.
"Trying to bring the economy to a halt..."
Tax Cuts slowing an economy?! Obviously you weren't an Econ Major.
"Some people claim...that there's the Clinton's to blame...But they know it's their own damn fault."
LOL...now which legislation is it EXACTLY that the GOP-controlled Congress enacted that would cause an economic downturn?
"Don't get me started. =)"
Why not? I ain't scairt!!
MUD
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemocRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)
FReegards...Mudboy Slim
Earley 60%...Warner 35%...MUD
Do y'all remember this?! Seriously, it's almost as good as Alamo-Girl's stuff!!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
I agree wholeheartedly, my FRiend. And as the Web continues to expand in popularity and maturity, I honestly believe we can head off any future Clinton-like Tyrannical Reigns before they ever happen!!
Optimistic FReegards...MUD
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