"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[habs4ever]

Star Star, by the Stones, is off Goats Head Soup, and its more commonly referred to as "Star*ucker"...a perfect song to describe Slick.Its a rockin' tune, one of their best straight ahead raunch rock songs.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Star Star, by the Stones, is off Goats Head Soup"

Duh...my bad, I've got that CD and will check out the song fer FReepin' possibilities...in the meantime, here's another song off that "album":

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...our sons, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

Thank you Mud. I swear when I read your songs on here and sing them I am so excited how talented you are. Not only FEW ARE GOOD.... BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE IS FANTASTIC !!!!!!!

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[Snow Bunny]

I have Black and Black 11....Both bookmarked. Thanks.

[goldilucky]

bump!

[goldilucky]

Very good tune here!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dirty Harry's LIVE Coverage of the VA Gubernatorial Debate"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"EVERY SINGLE ONE IS FANTASTIC!!"

Thanks, my Friend. Actually, I've got over 500 parodies floating around and there are more than a few stinkers, but I try to cull the bad ones from the herd afore I post 'em to FR. I do believe my best ones are the ones I've yet to write, though.

BTW...when you say you "sing" them, who do you sound like? I've got some Patsy Cline and some Jewel and would like to do some Heart and Janis Joplin and others, and I need some help with the female voices if yer up to it.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo, it's a Labor of Love...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BackatchaBump...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Regarding #44...yes, I very much look forward to FReepin' Mr. McGuire's HateAmerica Dirge!!

FReegards...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

My singing voice is almost identical to Julie London's. Kind of a
s l o w
classical jazz sound. In my heart I am a belter though . hahahaha

[Ligeia]

Hey, you should send your work to that group that plays GOP events, the Angry Pachyderms!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Taliban Radio Update"

FReegards...MUD

[Ironword]

I see the creative juices are flowin' again :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"My singing voice is almost identical to Julie London's. Kind of a s l o w classical jazz sound. In my heart I am a belter though."

Kewl...we must discuss this concept further, my FRiend. Next problem is finding talented musicians to play the classic jazz. As fer the "belter" voice, do you think you could do Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee"?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the Angry Pachyderms!"

I've heard of the Capitol Steps, but not these folks...do they have a website to which you could link me?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...creative juices are flowin'..."

Yep...back in the groove, my FRiend. I'd actually stopped parodying altogether from last November until this July...not one new song. Allowed me to catch up on some stuff at work and as a father...but this Summer I caught the bug again, and I don't foresee stopping until the EX-Traitor-in-Chief is safely behind bars, if then!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Defense of Liberty!!"

Great thread, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Defense of Liberty: The Contours of Victory!!"

And another excellent essay/thread!!

Thanks & FReegards...MUD