"Black"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | One week to the hour from when I heard about the WTC!! | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!

Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!

Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...

How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.

[SauronOfMordor]

Little Boy Boogie

Great little poem! (For non-history-buffs, "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" were the names given to the atomic bombs we dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki)

[Mudboy Slim]

Sun Tzu, "When the Enemy defends indefensible terrain, ENGAGE THE ENEMY!!"

The Left's been defending indefensible terrain since the 60's...The Collectivist Mindset of Lib'ralism Must Be Destroyed!!

FReegards...MUD

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.

Whoah..powerful. Thanks for sharing. I'll even thank Pearl Jam for being an inspiration to you.

Never heard their music. I'm turning into my parents, "What's that music you kids are listening to these days?" LOL!

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amiga...

"I'll even thank Pearl Jam for being an inspiration to you. Never heard their music."

Me, neither, leastways not until last Sunday evening...I went up to DeeCee planning on FReepin' Buffett's "A Pirate Looks at Forty" as the "Spine Song" fer this thread, and my Sound Engineer--aka "Vesuvius"--just slipped Pearl Jam's CD in my pickup before I hit the road to Crystal City. Well, me and the guy riding with me listened to Buffett fer the whole ride and I was sick of the song--temporarily--and put the Pearl Jam in for a break. Coupla hours later, I've got me a new song...LOL!!

"I'm turning into my parents, "What's that music you kids are listening to these days?" LOL!"

LOL...aren't we all?! Still, the closer you look at a lot of these newer bands--hey, I'm an ol' fart, too, and only listen to AM Talk Radio or Classic Rock stations when a CD's not playing--you recognize a libertarian streak that accentuates Positivity, Self-Empowerment, and Self-Determinism. I'm really quite optomistic about some of these folks' potential...another good one is "Incubus" and their new hit, "Drive" and a lot of Jewel's stuff. I'm about to FReep "Life Uncommon" sometime soon, after the NFL's done entertaining me, of course. My fantasy football team lost the weekend before last, and I've got to get us back to .500!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I don't know if yer familiar with "PokerFace", but this is a band which I will accentuate heavily on this thread...Paul Topete's the lead singer and main writer, and sings extremely well. And if I didn't know better, I'd almost swear he was takin' words directly from my Mind...kinda scarey, actually, LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mr. Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Oh yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Slick Willie...
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie...
Said hey, Mister Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!

I told ya, Willie...
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"

FReegards...MUD

4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim

LOL...less than a friggin' year ago...

BTW, AuntB? Do you still have the capacity to print off those ribbons? And Ed, can you link us to your thread that tells which of the DemocRAT CongressCritters are Socialists (aka Collectivists)?!

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

...Writhing in tortuous pain of slow death...as truth and honestly and liberty pour (not sprinkle) the salt of the earth....

Knowing I am not alone, thanks to your support and that of other FReepers, keeps me pressing on through the stench. Thanks from the bottom of my heart.

LOL,LGE

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!

Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lucky Man"
(To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")

He had the zealots, and harems by the score...
Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head.
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!

He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!!)

[backhoe]

Slim, how *did* you know ELP was one of my favorite groups way back when?
( even saw 'em live in Jacksonville long ago! )

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...after all this time and you ain't figgered out my strategy yet, my FRiend?! I FReep as many songs from as many different Artistes as I can hopin' to strike a chord somewhere with someone somehow...it was just a fortunate coincidence that you like these guys. Now that I know you like ELP, I'll look to do more. Do you like BlueOyster Cult or Moody Blues as well? Been thinkin' of FReepin' them as well.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"King of the Ho's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

[Victoria Delsoul]

BTW, Ms. Delsoul...is the above proper fer "Lovable Fuzzball"?

"El Encantadoro Pelota del Borroso" borroso means blurred. In this case it should be "El ecantador bola the pelusa." :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The World Mourns With US"

Nice collection of pictures from around the World...MUD

[ChaseR]

Good link Mud. bttt

[goldilucky]

an evening bump to ya, Mud!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, my FRiend...here's another good one...

"Where Was Mary Jo WhiteWash When the Towers Tumbled?!"

Ms. White oughtta RESIGN IN DISGRACE for her inability to bring The Guilty to Justice...if she ain't the shorter, goofier version of "Butch" Reno, then I ain't...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey Ol' Man, I appreciate your ongoing assistance in alerting me to older songs worthy of FReepin'; however, to really make a splash in this Counter-CounterCulture War, we need to be able to incorporate quality FReeps of more modern music as well. Here's the original words from a band I just became aware of recently. Please note the libertarian, self-empowering ideas expressed...and the song rocks as well.

"Drive"
(by Incubus)

Sometimes, I feel the fear of
Uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself how much
I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer

It's driven me before, and it seems to have a faint
Haunting mass appeal
But lately I am beginning to find that I
Should be the one behind the wheel

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there...

So if I decide to waiver my
Chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine
And hold my own and drive?

It's driven me before, and it seems to be the way
That everyone else gets around
But lately I'm beginning to find that
When I drive myself my light is found

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there...

Wouldn't you choose the water over wine?
Hold the wheel and drive

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there...

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Excellent song, mi amigo!!

FReegards...MUD

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

And a very nice evening to you as well, mi amigo...

"House of the Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's acoustic version of "House of the Risin' Sun")

In our White House down in ol' DeeCee...
There lived the Vile Clinton!!
And he's been the Hero of many Lib'rals...
But Slick's a bag o' scum!!

Bill Clinton is a TRAITOR...
He sold our nukes fer cheap!!
Our FReedoms are endangered, folks...
'Cuz good Sheeple sleep!!

Now, good folks, the thing Slick Willie needs...
Is fer his TREASON to be judged!!
'Cuz the only way We'll Stop His Kind...
Is when we String them up!!

Slick killed them lasses down in Texas...
He torched that Waco Compound!!
Folks, the only pleasure Bill gets outta life...
Is when he's Abusin' his Power!!

I tell ya, Nation, listen...
We gotta do what must be done!!
Must show the Powers in ol' DeeCee...
That Justice is fer everyone!!

Folks, it's time to take on that Whore!!
Yes, we must remove his stain!!
We're marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Let's put Clinton in chains!!

We're a'marchin' back to ol' DeeCee...
Slick's place is in Prison!!
We're goin' back to force Congress...
To Re-Impeach Clinton!!

It's our White House in ol' DeeCee...
We shan't condone TREASON!!
Must sing this tune of Justice, dear Lord...
Yes, we'll DETHRONE CLINTON!!!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

See, it wasn't that long ago that you were polite to me, ma'am...

"Terry McAuliffe IS A SCUMBAG FELON!!!" and I know where he lives!!!

LOL and Wary FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"This week, the WTimes caught the WPost in a nasty bit of propaganda ---

.... "Senators Barbara Boxer, Tom Harkin and Ted Kennedy are centrists? By the reasoning of The Washington Post they must be," the Media Research Center's Brent Baker writes at mrc.org .

"In a profile last week of Democratic Senator John Edwards of North Carolina, who is running for the 2004 Democratic presidential nomination, Washington Post reporter Richard Leiby referred to 'his centrism.' But Edwards earns about the same vote ratings as Boxer, Harkin and Kennedy," Mr. Baker said.

"In 2000, he earned an 85 percent rating from the liberal Americans for Democratic Action. That year Boxer [California Democrat] got the same rating and Kennedy [Massachusetts Democrat] earned 90 percent approval. In 1999, Edwards matched Kennedy with a 90 percent rating for the freshman senator's rookie year.

"The American Conservative Union assessed Edwards at 12 percent in 2000 and 8 percent in 1999 for a 10 percent career average. Compare that to a nearly identical career 9 percent for Sen. Tom Harkin of Iowa, a well-established liberal. On the conservative side, Sen. Conrad Burns of Montana, at 89 percent lifetime, and Senator Bob Smith of New Hampshire, at 92 percent over his career, are about as conservative as Edwards is liberal...

31 Posted on 08/15/2001 13:56:13 PDT by That Poppins Woman"

Nice post, ma'am...MUD