To: Jael; al_c; SoothingDave; PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain; RnMomof7; Bobby777; Bob Z.; ksen; ...
Proverbs 15:15 ¶All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.
Much better than a moveable feast!!!
2 posted on
01/08/2003 1:53:58 PM PST by
Jael
(See? I DO have a sense of humor!!)
To: Jael
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To: Jael
How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to say the opening prayer, one to change the bulb, two to bring the refreshments, and one to say the closing prayer.
13 posted on
01/08/2003 3:06:42 PM PST by
Luna
To: Jael; RnMomof7; nobdysfool; the_doc; EthanNorth
How many pre-tribbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares? We'll be gone before the light goes out anyway (which by the way could happen at any moment)!
How many evangelicals does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change, two to hold the ladder, and one to bring the green bean casserole.
How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sixteen. One to change and his fifteen wives to be by his side, all of course members of the Church of Thomas Edison of Latter-Day Electricians.
working on more...
To: Jael
Very old joke but still very funny. Thanks for the laugh. :o)
52 posted on
01/09/2003 6:29:39 AM PST by
al_c
(a.k.a. Lurch)
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