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To: Jael
How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to say the opening prayer, one to change the bulb, two to bring the refreshments, and one to say the closing prayer.
13 posted on 01/08/2003 3:06:42 PM PST by Luna
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To: Luna; Wrigley
***How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?***

Although the answer is posted on anti-LDS websites, Mormons can't discuss that answer publically since it is a part ot "sacred" (read... "secret") Temple ritual.
20 posted on 01/08/2003 4:43:12 PM PST by drstevej
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To: Luna
What about one to wash the temple underwear garments?
35 posted on 01/08/2003 7:18:49 PM PST by Jael (Howyd!!!)
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