Mormon Women Wait In Long Lines For Debut Of Sleeveless Sacred Undergarments

Not The Bee ^ | October 29, 2025 | John Knox

[Red Badger]

This would be a peak Babylon Bee joke, except this is REAL.

Women in Utah waited in long shopping lines Tuesday for the debut of sleeveless — and sacred — undergarments. Many Mormon women say the upgrade means no longer trading their comfort to feel close to God.

Yes. Real headline. Real event.

[ObozoMustGo2012]

Why are they waiting in line? Is online shopping not allowed in the Mormon faith??

[butlerweave]

Why do you need a beard , long hair , eat certain food or special undergarments to feels feel close to God ? I don’t get it

[Red Badger]

So they can get the freshest ones................

[Red Badger]

All I know about Mormons is they have a great choir and lousy politicians................

[tumblindice]

There are wife-beater strappy tee shirts, right?
These are wife-beatee shirts.

[crusty old prospector]

Why don’t they just cut the sleeves off of the old ones? Being undergarments, who will see them?

[Regulator]

Darn

No more Garment checks

[SaveFerris]

(undergarments)

Hooboy

AI Overview

Joseph Smith and his associates, Eliza R. Snow and Zina Young, were involved in the creation of the first Mormon garments, with Smith directing the work. The first garments were one-piece, long underwear, with designs made under Smith’s direction.

[mewzilla]

They’re not allowed to sew their own Union suits...?

[Rocky Mountain Wild Turkey]

"God Wants You To Wear A Hat!"

#lightninglightninglightning

Link to Song

[Red Badger]

Is that why I went bald?..................

[21twelve]

When the Angel Moroni told Josepth Smith about the undergarments he said “Thou shalt make forth Holy (verily) undergarments for both male and female. Maketh them from cotton from the first harvest. Seweth them in double stitched folded seams with one continuous thread. Garments that have holes, rips or other blemishes shall be destroyed by fire on the 12th day of the month to bring honor to God.” (Well - it probably says SOMETHING like that somewhere!)

This must be a new prophecy. Like those that prohibit multiple wives and now allow blacks into the LDS.

[ansel12]

Are these sales tied to income for the mother church in anyway?

Can any company make them and sell them?

[OrangeHoof]

“Do they have these for lactating moms?”

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I dated a moron girl back in 1971. She did not have on any sacred undergarments at all.

[Red Badger]

And you could see Paradise by the dashboard light!.................

[Georgia Girl 2]

So sacred you just buy them at the store. 🙄

[Red Badger]

Must be a sacred store................where I’d heard the music, years before...............

[madison10]

I do not think so. I think they buy them at their worship places.