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‘Prophetess’ Says Witches Really Do Ride Brooms, And She’s Seen Them
Protestia ^ | August 26, 2025 | staff

Posted on 08/27/2025 10:20:56 AM PDT by Morgana

Prophetess Katie Souza’s bio says she was a “career criminal most of her life,” being “convicted of a number of felonies and sent to federal prison to serve almost twelve years” before God saved her nearly twenty years ago.

In reality, it should read that she’s still a career criminal, with her crimes no longer being drug possession and gun running, but rather a criminal mishandling of God’s word- certainly a theological felony- demonstrating that the grift never ended.

After leaving prison, she wrote a bunch of books and founded Katie Souza Ministries. She now hosts the TV show ‘Healing Your Soul,” where she practices and doles out healing miracles, prophecies, and teaches weird and wonky things like Christians can engage in ‘Time travel in the spirit’ and that she’s been targeted by werewolves, shapeshifters and hybrids.

She may no longer be cooking crystal meth, but she’s definitely on something. In a recent video she explains:

Witches really ride on brooms. This is true. This is real…We’re able to descend by the power of the Holy Spirit. Remember when John went up, come up here and I’ll show you what must take place in the future. It says that immediately I came under the power of Spirit. So we’re able to come under the power of the Spirit to go up. But the witches and the warlocks and all that they don’t have that.

So they have to use mechanisms to be able to transverse through the second heavens to stay ascended over us. Okay So then it goes on. The other origin of this, which is writing brooms story, which is true. I’ve seen them many, many times, trust and believe I’ve engaged them. Okay?

There are certain types of herbs guys and fungi that when mixed together, create what the witches call a ‘flying ointment.’ Flying ointment. It’s psychedelic in nature and it can cause people to enter an altered state of consciousness that enables them to literally access and then travel through the second heavens and through time and space.

So what these witches do is they make this flying ointment, they anoint the broomstick, and then they insert it in private areas.

Because they don’t want to eat it, because the eating of it would make them vomit. It would disrupt the digestive system. So they put it in a place that has thinner skin. And that allows them to literally ride the broomstick and be able to access the spirit realm. Whereas we can do it through the power of the spirit. Jealous? Just asking the witches if they’re jealous. Just asking. Okay, anyway, anyway.

This perverse practice, this actually does work. I have engaged many witches in such fashion. The last time, and I’ll tell some earlier stories too, but the last time was when Jenny Donnelly came here to do the, you know, don’t mess with our kids events in Naples, Florida. And like three nights before that, three witches and a warlock projected into my, astral projected into my space and attacked me, tried to take me out because they knew I was interceding for the event. And long story short, I won the fight.

Sadly, her audience eats it all up. If you value journalism from a unapologetically Christian worldview, show your support by becoming a Protestia INSIDER today.


TOPICS: General Discusssion; Humor
KEYWORDS: dingbat; jennydonnelly; katiesouza; katiesouzaministries; psychmeds; superstition; tinfoilhat
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I believe her! No really I do!

How else to Hillary, Kamala and all those old hens on The Spew get around?

1 posted on 08/27/2025 10:20:56 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
You're VERY funny remark notwithstanding, the “a criminal mishandling of God's word” description speaks loudly and accurately.

P.S. I am convinced Hillary is more of a demon than a witch. And surely she is something which rhymes with witch.

Best wishes and thanks for your various posts, to which I often do not comment.

2 posted on 08/27/2025 10:25:00 AM PDT by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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To: Morgana

Interesting. And did she say how is my ex doing?


3 posted on 08/27/2025 10:25:31 AM PDT by DesertRhino (When men on the chessboard, get up and tell you where to go…)
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To: Morgana

Well, I don’t know about brooms, but I am sure “The Holy Spirit” is NOT part of it.


4 posted on 08/27/2025 10:25:47 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: Morgana

What thickness of bristle flies the best?


5 posted on 08/27/2025 10:31:24 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Morgana

Admittedly she made a sweeping statement.


6 posted on 08/27/2025 10:32:09 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: nickcarraway

Have to ask Hillary. She can afford the best. Learned from her pal Elizabeth Warren.


7 posted on 08/27/2025 10:33:02 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Morgana

Heck, just check the Ring camera feeds from the Hillabeast’s house...all the latest Nimbus 2025 models.


8 posted on 08/27/2025 10:33:10 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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and that she’s been targeted by werewolves, shapeshifters and hybrids.

People actually believe this stuff?


9 posted on 08/27/2025 10:33:41 AM PDT by rdl6989
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How do they avoid being picked up on flight radar?


10 posted on 08/27/2025 10:35:39 AM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Morgana

Satan entices young people with promises of self-empowerment.


11 posted on 08/27/2025 10:35:54 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: rdl6989

“...and that she’s been targeted by werewolves, shapeshifters and hybrids.”
So, she lives next to DemocRAT party HQ, eh?


12 posted on 08/27/2025 10:36:48 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Morgana

Whore of Babylon?


13 posted on 08/27/2025 10:37:09 AM PDT by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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To: Morgana; Dr. Sivana

Jesus warned us about people like this in Matthew 7:15

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[15] “Beware of false prophets who come disguised as harmless sheep but are really vicious wolves.”


14 posted on 08/27/2025 10:37:09 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Morgana

Some of the saints levitated. I think of St. Philip Neri. And Satan can lift human beings up into the air. But God seems to ordain or permit this good or deception seldom. I read that the Anti-Christ will try to ape Christ’s Ascension into Heaven, but that fire from the sky will throw him into Hell.


15 posted on 08/27/2025 10:37:17 AM PDT by MDLION ("Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
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To: frank ballenger

Not an easy story to brush off.


16 posted on 08/27/2025 10:38:25 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: Morgana

17 posted on 08/27/2025 10:40:00 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Morgana
Shame we can’t directly upload pictures. Have a great meme.

Partially burned straw broom.
Caption: Mother in law had engine trouble.

18 posted on 08/27/2025 10:42:11 AM PDT by sjmjax
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To: Olog-hai

They fly low.


19 posted on 08/27/2025 10:42:34 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Morgana

She turned me into a newt...


20 posted on 08/27/2025 10:42:47 AM PDT by samiam5
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