gag me
1 posted on
12/31/2023 4:34:52 PM PST by
Morgana
To: UMCRevMom@aol.com
What say you Reverend Mother?
2 posted on
12/31/2023 4:36:02 PM PST by
Vlad0
To: Morgana
Christians are not charged by God with the role of cowering before sinners.
Quite the opposite.
3 posted on
12/31/2023 4:37:19 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Morgana
It is my opinion that the moral decline of Great Britain was accelerated in the 60’s, when the acceptance of homosexuality by the people began to be on the rise.
To: Morgana
God and Jesus are next...
6 posted on
12/31/2023 4:40:53 PM PST by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Morgana
"One must make a choice. Embrace the ways of this trendy yet toxic ideology, or embrace God’s order," he continued, and urged the Methodist Church to "pick one." They did. How unfortunate for them.
To: Morgana
What a bunch of Horse Hockey.
8 posted on
12/31/2023 4:42:55 PM PST by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: Morgana
11 posted on
12/31/2023 4:44:19 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Morgana
I assume we will not be able to tell apart Adam and Eve on the next version of the lesser methodist Bible as dictated to us by the British government . She was a boy, and he was a girl.
13 posted on
12/31/2023 4:47:30 PM PST by
Liaison
(TANSTAAFL)
To: Morgana
just driving more Brits into the hands of the IslamoNazis
14 posted on
12/31/2023 4:53:05 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Morgana
A pastor friend of mine says what we need in today’s churches is reformation.
15 posted on
12/31/2023 5:06:38 PM PST by
wjcsux
(On 3/14/1883 Karl Marx gave humanity his best gift, he died. )
To: Morgana
Christ said man and woman, husband and wife.
16 posted on
12/31/2023 5:25:57 PM PST by
bigbob
To: Morgana
The Person at the Well.
Jesus saith unto them, Go, call thy partner, and come hither.
The person answered and said, I have no partner. Jesus said unto them, Thou hast well said, I have no partner: For thou hast had five partners; and they whom thou now hast is not thy partner: in that saidst thou truly.
To: Morgana
These people are doomed to an eternity of pain and suffering unless they repent.
18 posted on
12/31/2023 5:45:39 PM PST by
vpintheak
(Pinko misanthrope)
To: Morgana
These sickos are earning very heavy millstones.
19 posted on
12/31/2023 5:48:35 PM PST by
HereInTheHeartland
(Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
To: Morgana
The Wesleys are spinning in their graves.
27 posted on
12/31/2023 7:28:15 PM PST by
jagusafr
( )
To: Morgana
Didn’t they also change “commandment” to “suggestion”?
28 posted on
12/31/2023 7:28:49 PM PST by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: Morgana
The UMC and its counterpart in the UK are not Christian churches. They are apostate, heretical, schismatic abominations.
29 posted on
12/31/2023 8:20:52 PM PST by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
To: Morgana
There are about 200,000 Methodists in the UK and, if their attendance mirrors that of the Church of England, this proclamation is on the order of a tree falling in the woods without someone there to hear it.
To: Taxman
31 posted on
12/31/2023 9:06:25 PM PST by
Taxman
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