But don't lick your fingers?
this is illogical.
Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.
Do you believe Jesus here or not?
Eat of His body and drink of His blood. Not symbolic, but the true Eucharist m just as Catholics, Lutherans, orthodox etc have always believed since Apostolic times.