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Two Atheists Were Arguing. So Who Won The Argument?
JAG 5000

Posted on 06/25/2020 12:27:52 PM PDT by JAG 5000

I wrote the story below to poke fun at Atheists whose gods are Their Own Selves, Empiricism, Rationalism, Secularism, Logic, Science,

and what THEY claim is Rational Argumentation.

Its a dumb story but it does make a serious point.

So relax, read my short crazy story, and have a little harmless fun.

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A Very Short Story About John And Bob and Tom.

by JAG 5000

There are two atheists that are having an argument over contradictory propositions.

John Atheist and Bob Atheist.

They are having a private debate in their own thread.

They are now on page 40 in the thread and they are not writing short posts, but long drawn out lengthy screeds.

They both claim victory and claim that they have established a high degree of Probability that their position is the correct one, and that their opponent's position is incorrect.

I have utterly defeated you says John. My arguments stand at a 90% Probability of certainty and your arguments stand only at a 40% Probability of certainty and here are my reasons to support what I say.

No, all that is incorrect replies Bob. My arguments stand at a 90% Probability of certainty and your arguments only at a 40% Probability of certainty and here are my reasons to support what I say.

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The two atheists, John and Bob, decide to meet in Real World and continue their arguments.

They do this and they continue to argue back and forth for 10 days until they are near exhaustion.

Neither John or Bob will budge an inch.

How can we settle this, asks John.

Bob replies, let's go to the academic community and let them decide.

You mean we take a Majority Vote within the academic community?

Well no, replies John that would ruin our scholarly reputations and we'd be howled out of the room because everybody knows that taking a Majority Vote can not settle who has won an argument.

So my Ph.D's against your Ph.D's is not a very smart plan.

By the way Bob, again I have won and you have lost this argument.

No John, again you have lost and I have won this argument.

I know how we can settle this, said Bob, we can go and put our case before this organization:

The International World Authority That Has The Power To Decide Who Has, Or Has Not, Presented The Most Plausible Arguments.

That's a great idea replied John, but where are they located?

I don't know said Bob, lets ask Tom where we can find them.

So they asked Tom, but Tom said Listen fellas there is no such organization in the world as that, and you both should know this.

John and Bob both said well okay Tom, I guess you are right about that, but what in the world are we going to do now?

How can we settle who has won this argument with the highest degree of Plausibility?

I know how we can settle it, said John. We can let Tom settle it.

Okay said Bob, we will let Tom settle this.

Okay Tom, which one of us has won this argument?

Tom replied I declare that John has won this argument with the highest degree of Plausibility. I declare that John has won and that Bob has lost.

And so it came to pass that it was forever settled by Tom. John had won, and Bob had lost.

Ahh victory is sweet said John. I love it when I win and can know for certain that I have won.

The End.

LOL

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Yeah, I told you it was a dumb story, but it did make a few serious points if you stop and think about it seriously.

The takeaway point, in case you missed it, is that Atheists are not as smart as they think they are.

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TOPICS: Apologetics; Humor; Religion & Culture; Religion & Politics
KEYWORDS: argument; atheism; debate
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To: ShadowAce

I have never attempted to define love. Why do you ask?


61 posted on 06/29/2020 1:29:29 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: A_perfect_lady
God created Man for Love.

Love requires free will.

Free will cannot be limited to "perfection" or "Good" -- otherwise it isn't free.

So--since you seem to know better than God on how to create Man--how would you create Man who will love you back (given that God loves His creation)?

62 posted on 06/29/2020 3:24:06 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce
If I were God, I wouldn't concern myself with mankind loving me. It wouldn't even cross my mind. What I'd concern myself with is taking care of my responsibilities. Here's an example: I have pets. I do everything in my power to make sure they are safe. If they are sick, I take them to the vet. If they are hungry, I feed them, etc. I do that because I love them. I do not demand that they love me.
63 posted on 06/29/2020 5:42:53 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: A_perfect_lady
If I were God, I wouldn't concern myself with mankind loving me.

Here's your disconnect. God created Man for the sole purpose of loving Him and Him loving us--for that relationship.

That is why the entire universe was created--for us. The universe you see now is what He created, as He exists outside of what we see as space/time.

I do not demand that they love me.

He does not demand it either. He created us in His image--which means our souls are immortal, and He will not destroy those souls. So, we all have a choice (Free will). He can love Him, and desire to be in a relationship with Him,or we don't. At the end of our lives, we will end up at the place we have chosen--in His heaven to be with Him for eternity, or in the place He has prepared for those who do not wish that relationship.

It won't be pleasant.

64 posted on 06/30/2020 5:09:29 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: A_perfect_lady
God doesn’t demand that you love Him. Like you as pet owner, though, He derives pleasure from when His creatures willfully acknowledge His grace and kindness.
65 posted on 06/30/2020 5:24:29 AM PDT by MarDav
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To: A_perfect_lady

“By not creating such flawed creatures in the first place. How does something perfect create such imperfection?”

Ah, see now we are getting down to motives and not simply arguing over the plausibility of the notion of God. If God is all-powerful, then it’s an axiomatic truth that He could create perfect little robots to do His bidding. In fact, it would seem to me that would probably be a simpler task than to create complicated and contradictory creatures like us.

So if it is the case that God could have created perfect obedient creatures, but instead created us, then it stands to reason that God must have freely chosen to create us as we are. That leaves us with the question: why would God want to do that?

Now, God is inscrutable, so we can’t really hope to know what His thoughts were, but we can still use our reason to guess at what might motivate him. I don’t feel like writing a dissertation, so I am just going to skip some steps here and say that, after I did that type of evaluation, the only reasonable possibility that I came up with is that you cannot create creatures that have both forced obedience and that are capable of love. It’s an impossibility, since love must be freely given. So if there was a reason for God to choose to make us, creatures capable of such dreadful errors, it seems it could only be because we are also the only kind of creature that can possibly love God, and love each other as well.

“If a perfect God had really created Man, man would be perfect.”

It’s a mistake to think that if God is perfect He could not create imperfection. If that was the case, then God would be limited, and in fact, imperfect. So that logic can’t be correct, since it is self-contradictory.


66 posted on 06/30/2020 8:21:51 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman
Now, God is inscrutable, so we can’t really hope to know what His thoughts were, but we can still use our reason to guess...

Yes, this seems to be the next step for theists. It's obvious that the whole concept is nonsensical, so now the guessing and projecting begins.

It’s a mistake to think that if God is perfect He could not create imperfection.

I never said a perfect being COULD not create imperfection. Picasso could scribble, great poets could create doggerel, anyone can operate below their level of capability. Humans are famous for it, in fact. So it's not unusual that they would invent the concept of a perfect creature who creates imperfection for the fun of it. It's just unlikely. Humans cannot conceive of perfection, so they can't imagine how perfection would really operate.

67 posted on 06/30/2020 2:43:57 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: ShadowAce
Here's your disconnect. God created Man for the sole purpose of loving Him and Him loving us--for that relationship.

See, this is clearly something only a human would come up with. But Man created God in his own image, so there you go.

68 posted on 06/30/2020 2:46:11 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: A_perfect_lady

“It’s obvious that the whole concept is nonsensical...”

Obviously not, or so many humans who were more intelligent than you or I would not have spent so much time on the question.

“... so now the guessing and projecting begins.”

Well, I told you I was going to use my reason to make a guess, so pointing out what I just told you wins you no points.

“I never said a perfect being COULD not create imperfection. ... It’s just unlikely.”

Ah. Why should the likelihood matter? We aren’t discussing a roulette wheel or the chance of rain next Wednesday. We’re discussing the potential actions of an intelligent being, and the actions of intelligent beings are not ruled by probability.


69 posted on 06/30/2020 2:56:44 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: A_perfect_lady
"Humans cannot conceive of perfection, so they can't imagine how perfection would really operate."

I nearly forgot to take issue with this sentence. It's, as the British would say, "utter bollocks". Of course we can conceive of perfection. That's why we have a word for it, and why we have been discussing the concept in several posts now.

What we cannot do is achieve perfection. However, it's clear that we definitely have a universal, inborn (not socially transmitted) concept of perfection. That is why humans everywhere, in all times, and in all cultures, are always striving for this concept of perfection, even though we know we cannot achieve it. That's quite a stunning aspect of human nature that I wager you would find difficult to explain simply by relying on a framework of strict materialism.

70 posted on 06/30/2020 3:01:42 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman
Of course we can conceive of perfection. That's why we have a word for it,

We have a word for infinity too.

71 posted on 06/30/2020 5:06:11 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: Boogieman
Obviously not, or so many humans who were more intelligent than you or I would not have spent so much time on the question.

Faith has far more to do with emotion than intelligence. Faith meets an emotional need (that some people have.) Then intelligence is engaged to try and justify it.

...the actions of intelligent beings are not ruled by probability.

Prove it.

72 posted on 06/30/2020 5:09:21 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: A_perfect_lady; ShadowAce

“I do not demand that they love me.”
You are full of horse crap!!! If that pet bit you, growled at you, bit your sons, daughters, friends, tore up your furniture, bath roomed everywhere, and ignored you, you know good and well you would separate and get rid of that “beloved” pet.

Those descriptions above are so small compared to a Holy God looking upon our disgusting sin. You are lying to yourself and thinking in small human terms and not very good at that.

Yet if that car, house, or washer you own didn’t work when and how you wanted you would either replace or fix in a heart beat. You get in your car to go to the grocery store, but car goes to the swamp you wouldn’t say that’s ok. You say to washer I need clean clothes, but washer says no I think I’ll take the year off. Be honest you are a hypocrite and use double standards and compare God to faulty logic that even you are not willing to deal with.

Matthew 5:45
Repent and accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Savior.


73 posted on 06/30/2020 9:18:15 PM PDT by mrobisr (Romans 10:9-11 it's that simple)
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To: A_perfect_lady

“Faith has far more to do with emotion than intelligence. Faith meets an emotional need (that some people have.) Then intelligence is engaged to try and justify it.”

And yet you believe that all this matter and energy of our entire universe came from nothing.
0x0=0
0+0=0

And you think that I have faith... I submit to you that your faith is way stronger than mine. You believe that all this universe came from nothingness and I believe that in the beginning that God created the heavens and the earth, but yet you think I’m reaching...

My book gives the beginning, the end, and the middle, but your book won’t give Jesus Christ credit even though He is wrote about and witnessed in the Bible and SECULAR history to the point of beyond insanity.

You my friend want to describe logic, but yet won’t nor truly accept it as proof.

Stop that pain and accept our Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and He will forgive you of all of your sins.


74 posted on 06/30/2020 9:18:22 PM PDT by mrobisr (Romans 10:9-11 it's that simple)
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To: mrobisr
If that pet bit you, growled at you, bit your sons, daughters, friends, tore up your furniture, bath roomed everywhere, and ignored you, you know good and well you would separate and get rid of that “beloved” pet.

If they pee everywhere, they generally have a health problem and I take them to the vet. A good owner does not let health problems go unattended. A perfect, benevolent, omnipotent god wouldn't let health problems even exist.

And as for them ignoring me and shredding my furniture, they're cats. It's what they do. I love them anyway. My love for them is not dependent on their love for me. It helps, of course, but my benevolence to them is without requirement. If your God cannot even be as good a pet owner as I am, the most likely explanation is that he's a figment of someone's imagination.

75 posted on 07/01/2020 3:46:08 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: mrobisr
0+0=0

And one million plus negative one million also equals zero. If you can take all the positive numbers in the world and all the negative numbers in the world, and add them up to get zero, then you can split zero apart and get all the positives and negatives in the world. And have you noticed, there is easily as much negative in the world as positive?

My book gives the beginning, the end, and the middle, but your book won’t give Jesus Christ credit even though He is wrote about and witnessed in the Bible and SECULAR history to the point of beyond insanity.

There are very few references to Jesus outside the Bible, but I'm sure he existed. He was clearly a politician who hoped to free Israel from Roman rule, and was murdered by political rivals in the Jewish community (although they got the Romans to do the actual dirty work.)

You my friend want to describe logic, but yet won’t nor truly accept it as proof.

The only logic Christians tend to offer is: someone must have made the world, so it must be God! This is not logic.

Stop that pain and accept our Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and He will forgive you of all of your sins.

I don't feel I've done much that needs forgiving.

76 posted on 07/01/2020 3:55:19 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: A_perfect_lady

Yes, because we can also conceive of that. We invent words to name things that we can conceive of.


77 posted on 07/02/2020 7:26:41 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: A_perfect_lady

“Faith has far more to do with emotion than intelligence.”

Perhaps, but while Christianity may demand faith, theism does not, and we are discussing atheism vs. theism, not atheism vs. Christianity.

“Prove it.”

I don’t need to prove it, because it’s part of the definition of intelligence. To qualify as an intelligent being, you must both acquire and apply knowledge, and if you are ruled by probability, you are not applying knowledge, therefore you cannot be deemed intelligent.


78 posted on 07/02/2020 7:33:41 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman
Yes, because we can also conceive of that. We invent words to name things that we can conceive of.

Your mind cannot truly grasp perfection or infinity. You can comprehend the basic definition, but you can't truly grasp it.

79 posted on 07/02/2020 7:57:34 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: Boogieman
Perhaps, but while Christianity may demand faith, theism does not, and we are discussing atheism vs. theism, not atheism vs. Christianity.

Theism does demand faith and is prompted by emotional need.

I don’t need to prove it, because it’s part of the definition of intelligence. To qualify as an intelligent being, you must both acquire and apply knowledge, and if you are ruled by probability, you are not applying knowledge, therefore you cannot be deemed intelligent

No, because everything the intelligent must deal with is ruled by probability.

80 posted on 07/02/2020 7:59:36 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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