Posted on 04/08/2020 9:11:49 PM PDT by Morgana
Declaring his authority over the weather and his ability to command it, Texas-based prosperity preacher and televangelist Kenneth Copeland called forth a “supernatural heatwave” last Thursday to kill the new coronavirus in New York City and “the rest of the world where it’s needed.”
Speaking on the first day of his Virtual Victory Campaign on Facebook Live, the leader of Kenneth Copeland Ministries called the weather “God’s weapon” and revealed that “we learned … 45 years ago that we have command, authority over the weather.”
He also shared a number of stories of how he commanded tornadoes and other weather events to protect his property before addressing the weather remedy for the new coronavirus, which has infected more than 300,000 people in the U.S. and killed more than 9,600 as of Monday morning, according to Johns Hopkins. Nearly a third of the deaths have been in New York City, which has been described as the epicenter of the outbreak of the virus in the U.S.
“All God needs to do to deliver us is a heatwave, a supernatural heatwave,” Copeland told his audience which included senior members of his ministry.
“You know, usually you get what they call the Easter spell. When you think everything is warming up and all of a sudden you get a cold front. Well now, this year it’s going to be a[n] Easter heatwave,” he continued.
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Good timing, I think he can ride this horse!
like Kamehameha from DragonBall?
Kenneth Copeland went off his rocker long ago! He’ll say anything to keep the $$$$$ rolling into his coffers.
Look at those eyes.
And Ray Charles is spinning in his grave.
Goku already transformed to Ultra Instinct in DragonBall Super so he doesnt need that LOL
“They killed Kenny!’
‘You b@stards!’
/southpark
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That Babylon Bee is something else. Wait, not the Bee?
So, Kenneth, you say, “we learned … 45 years ago that we have command, authority over the weather.”
Why are you wasting your time with COVID-19? Global warming is the place to be ... a lot more money to be made.
Some funnies we got in an email-
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”.... I’m offended.
An electric blanket or bonfire should do the job in a pinch. Government edicts tend to be swampy.
Well, I used to have a drinking problem but now I actually like the stuff!
Don’t know which I find most mesmerizing - Kenneth’s eyes or Gloria’s (his wife) mouth. They are great entertainment!
Yep, incoming frost in missouri. There go my tomato plants
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