[Morgana]

The video is hysterical

[SaxxonWoods]

Good timing, I think he can ride this horse!

[max americana]

like Kamehameha from DragonBall?

[caww]

Kenneth Copeland went off his rocker long ago! He’ll say anything to keep the $$$$$ rolling into his coffers.

[real saxophonist]

I remember seeing this guy on TV when I was a kid. Even then, I thought, "This guy is a psychopath."

Look at those eyes.

[Olog-hai]

So if such a heatwave comes, the left will still blame “global warming” of course.

[real saxophonist]

And Ray Charles is spinning in his grave.

[Secret Agent Man]

“They killed Kenny!’

‘You b@stards!’

/southpark

[twister881]

Where are Martha & the Vandellas when you need them?!

https://youtu.be/XE2fnYpwrng

.

[Kenny Bania]

..and you know what??..they're right...I DO want your money!!..

[mylife]

Kenny!

[Larry Lucido]

That Babylon Bee is something else. Wait, not the Bee?

[Belteshazzar]

So, Kenneth, you say, “we learned … 45 years ago that we have command, authority over the weather.”

Why are you wasting your time with COVID-19? Global warming is the place to be ... a lot more money to be made.

[Bob434]

Some funnies we got in an email-

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”.... I’m offended.

[Fester Chugabrew]

An electric blanket or bonfire should do the job in a pinch. Government edicts tend to be swampy.

[wafflehouse]

Yep, incoming frost in missouri. There go my tomato plants

[SunkenCiv]

Burning in my heart, I can't keep from crying , It's tearing me apart.

[alexander_busek]

He can "command" the weather?!

Can he also call down "Force Lightning?!"

Regards,

[Mariner]

Kenneth Copeland is just plain stupid.

And so is anyone who listens to him.

[Celtic Conservative]

Kenneth, one of the riders on God’s short bus.

CC

[AmericanInTokyo]

Don’t repost! Sheesh. This jackball’s liable to get tapped for a high government post in “Deep State-2” at the rate things are pathetically going.