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80 Per Cent Decline in Religious Funerals as Mourners Opt for Golf Courses and Zoos Over Churches
The Daily Telegraph (UK) ^
| 8/29/19
| Gabriella Swerling
Posted on 08/29/2019 8:53:52 PM PDT by marshmallow
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To: marshmallow
I want to buried under a casino as casinos have put me under so often.
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posted on
08/29/2019 8:57:09 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: dp0622
My wish:
Cremated. Floated out on a raft into the Gulf of Mexico with lots of explosives. My son and his buds his the trigger.
BOOM.
SEE YA!
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posted on
08/29/2019 8:59:14 PM PDT
by
Texas resident
(Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
To: Texas resident
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posted on
08/29/2019 8:59:45 PM PDT
by
Texas resident
(Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
To: marshmallow
How do they bury someone at a zoo or golf course?
No connection with God who created them?
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:04:15 PM PDT
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Texas resident
Even cremated ashes must be buried. It is the respect and dignity during to the body that God created.
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:05:39 PM PDT
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: marshmallow
Europe is pretty much secular now. Its changed so much in 20 years.
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:05:44 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: dp0622
That is a hilarious line!
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:06:01 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: marshmallow
I have no way to prove it, but I’ll just bet you some wealthy people have already been buried at either Disneyland or Disneyworld. Of course that’s ‘highly irregular!”, but when you can flash enough of those dollar bills, that changes almost everything.
To: Salvation
How do they bury someone at a zoo or golf course?In the sand traps?
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:07:26 PM PDT
by
ebb tide
(We have a rogue curia in Rome)
To: Salvation
Yeah but it is fun to think about.
Ashes to ashes, dust to salt water.
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:08:23 PM PDT
by
Texas resident
(Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
To: marshmallow
My epitaph:
Never Joined a Union. Never Will.
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:08:48 PM PDT
by
davius
(You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
To: Yaelle
We need to send missionaries over there to save the good ones. What if we were in their spot?
To: Texas resident
You Texans are kind of crazy :)
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:18:04 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: Yaelle
If only it wasn’t true :)
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:19:42 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: dp0622
I dont know why but gamblers have the best senses of humor
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:25:32 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: marshmallow
Instead of services in crematoriums, churches and cemeteries, Britons are instead opting for increasingly quirky ways to mourn their loved ones. Mother Mary warned the children of Fatima of the Souls falling in to Hell like snowflakes.
I fear that it has become a blizzard.
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:26:17 PM PDT
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
To: Yaelle
That’s because we’ve been as low as one can get so many times that we have to keep a sense of humor to keep from blowing our brains out :)
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:28:10 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: Salvation
The deceased and all of us will in that day have a whole lot of (totally unjustified) explaining to do.
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:35:32 PM PDT
by
A strike
(Import third world become third world)
To: dp0622
Or pray a lot to keep our brains encased.
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posted on
08/29/2019 9:38:00 PM PDT
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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