1 posted on
09/15/2017 7:21:49 AM PDT by
Gamecock
That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
2 posted on
09/15/2017 7:22:13 AM PDT by
Gamecock
("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
To: Gamecock
Scientology - You have two cows. The Sea Org requisitions them. They are never seen again.
3 posted on
09/15/2017 7:31:35 AM PDT by
null and void
(I don't expect to live in a safe world. I expect to live in a free country. Respect the Constitution)
To: Gamecock
????
Sounds like a load of manure to me. Maybe time to spread it around?
5 posted on
09/15/2017 7:32:56 AM PDT by
ASOC
(Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Deport him and you never feed him again.)
To: Gamecock
I have no cows.
I don’t get it...................
6 posted on
09/15/2017 7:33:06 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: Gamecock
Holy Cow Cattle Battle Bump
To: Gamecock
9 posted on
09/15/2017 7:52:15 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(A fried egg on toast is what I want most.)
To: Gamecock
Mormon - you have two cows. You only need six more to marry Mahana.
To: Gamecock
13 posted on
09/15/2017 8:08:26 AM PDT by
Louis Foxwell
(Progressivism is 2 year olds in a poop fight.)
To: Gamecock
Thank you so much for posting!!!
15 posted on
09/15/2017 9:18:22 AM PDT by
datura
To: Gamecock
Judaism - You have two young bulls. And a small knife. Good luck.
16 posted on
09/15/2017 9:37:51 AM PDT by
Eric Pode of Croydon
(I'm an unreconstructed Free Trader and I do not give a damn.)
To: Gamecock
Very good. One small suggestion: List the “two snakes” farther down in the list to firmly establish the “two cows” theme before presenting the “two snakes” twist.
18 posted on
09/15/2017 1:13:03 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
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To: Gamecock
19 posted on
09/15/2017 1:20:15 PM PDT by
SubMareener
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