[Jamestown1630]

I keep trying to make good Christians out of my two cats; but they’re recalcitrant. They keep fighting with each other, and doing bad stuff like jumping up on the kitchen stove.

I retain hope, though. Both the Catholics and the Episcopalians ‘bless the animals’, in memory of St. Francis of Assisi - my favorite Saint, even though I’m not a Catholic:

http://cathedral.org/event/blessing-of-the-animals/

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Mine needs all the blessing that he can get. My Grandma blessed all our pets.

"That... blessed dog of yours...."