To: Lazamataz
Laz now I told you what you need so you should be ready to go with a smile!
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:
- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
49 posted on
07/26/2015 1:47:19 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
I’m missing the box of drugs.
So I really AM so screwed.
52 posted on
07/26/2015 1:49:21 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
("In a very short period of time, these will be the good old days." -- unknown Freeper, 2015)
To: Kartographer
Two boxes of ammunitionWhat size boxes?
96 posted on
07/26/2015 5:56:26 PM PDT by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Kartographer
You know, of that list I always wanted to see what a “ miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible” would read like.
116 posted on
07/26/2015 7:48:23 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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