[Colofornian]

This must be yet another version of 'Meet the Mormons'

From the introduction:

I am currently the Elder’s Quorum teacher in HIS local ward. I Have been married to HIS wife Liz since 2009 and has two FURRY babies, Sophie and Saki...

Uh...OK...so "Tony" at Mormon.org talks about being a teacher within the "Elder's Quorum" ... and in "his" (Elder's Quorum's?) "local ward" and then announces to the world that "I have been married to HIS wife Liz since 2009..."

Well, way to go, Tony!

Way to emulate Joseph Smith himself, who was married to at least 11 wives who were already married and whom remain married to those other men!
See:
* Would you share your spouse with the Prophet?
* The LDS Church Addresses Joseph Smith’s Polygamy
* Tag: Mormon polygyny

Nothin' like following "the way" of "the 'prophet,'" eh?

And what's up with "furry" babies? Puppies?

[Veggie Todd]

I thought the men had multiple wives, I didn’t know it could go the other way, too.

[Vendome]

Weird...

[Kenny Bunk]

The very next time they ring my door bell, I am dispatching the two young fellows on bikes, white shirt, tie, bike helmets, back-packs full of literature, the whole 9 yards. When they call upon you, ask them the questions, OK?

Just to be fully prepared, you need to borrow a set of Joseph Smith eyeglasses from the BYU Museum. Yes! The Ummim and Thurim of the OT, which were lent to Joseph Smith for his translation work on the tablets.

When you're done reading the edifying literature these two young fellows leave with you, send me the glasses. Obviously, I'll need'em! I cannot make heads or furry tail of the young man's home life. Is Liz furry? Are the furry babies sired by the Elder? From his picture, I'd say he looks like friendly puppy himself .... perhaps just not furry. I am open to Mormon grammar, but need guidance here.

[SkyDancer]

The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print ... Mark Twain. No, the other one.

I feel if the religion forum has Catholicism for educational purposes then Colofornian has the perfect right to defend Christianity against false religions.

[teppe]

Colofornian ... How’s my favorite distributor of Anti-Mormon Bigotry?

As a life long (53years) of the LDS church, I would just like to say that I love my Lord Jesus Christ and believe him to be the savior of mankind.

Also believe in modern revelation and that God still talks to prophets .... that he still has that capability and uses it.

[imardmd1]

Tony’s Christ is not the Christ of the Bible, nor is his Mormon god The God of Heaven. IMHO

[imardmd1]

Tony’s Christ is not the Christ of the Bible, nor is his Mormon god The God of Heaven. IMHO

[Elsie]

I Have been married to his wife Liz since 2009 and has two furry babies, Sophie and Saki...

Kody?

Is this YOU?

[freedomlover]

For all those who have a problem with Christians pointing out a mislabling of Christianity, I suppose you give this guy a pass when he highjacks conservatism, right?

After all, he has never flown a plane into a building, has he? And he has such a nice smile!!!!