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Magic Underwear & Magic Food
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

Posted on 07/31/2014 11:11:43 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.


TOPICS: Catholic; Charismatic Christian; Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant; Other Christian; Religion & Culture; Theology
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To: Reddy; Alex Murphy

Careful - he was predestined to talk like that.


441 posted on 08/02/2014 8:23:06 AM PDT by Titanites
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To: Tennessee Nana

I would probably not defend islime against anything. It is the most reprehensible, murderous excuse for a theology that exists. But I have met numerous Mormons and found them to be decent people in most cases.

When it comes to religion, I believe that only God knows a man’s heart, and that it is His place to judge, not mine.


442 posted on 08/02/2014 8:40:00 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: IronJack; Colofornian; Elsie; svcw; Zakeet; Tennessee Nana; aMorePerfectUnion; Godzilla; ...
But I have met numerous Mormons and found them to be decent people in most cases.

So, do you think that 80,000 mormon missionaries going around the world spreading the LIE to Christians that their Christian faith is bogus, and "salvation can only be attained through arcane rituals in mormon temples' is DECENT?

These missionaries make the claim that the "gospel" was removed from the earth, and ONLY "restored" by Joseph Smith. The missionaries of other faiths decently spread the words of Christianity and are not required to peddle hate as in the examples of mormon leaders.

See below:

"Christians— those poor, miserable priests brother Brigham was speaking about—some of them are the biggest whoremasters there are on the earth, and at the same time preaching righteousness to the children of men. The poor devils, they could not get up here and preach an oral discourse, to save themselves from hell; they are preaching their fathers' sermons —preaching sermons that were written a hundred years before they were born. ...You may get a Methodist priest to pour water on you, or sprinkle it on you, and baptize you face foremost, or lay you down the other way, and whatever mode you please, and you will be damned with your priest.

- Apostle Heber C. Kimball, Journal of Discourses, v. 5, p. 89


Prophet John Taylor (1808 - 1887):


"Christianity...is a perfect pack of nonsense...the devil could not invent a better engine to spread his work than the Christianity of the nineteenth century."

- Prophet John Taylor, Journal of Discourses, v. 6, p. 167

"Where shall we look for the true order or authority of God? It cannot be found in any nation of Christendom."

- Prophet John Taylor, Journal of Discourses, v. 10, p. 127

"What! Are Christians ignorant? Yes, as ignorant of the things of God as the brute beast."

- Prophet John Taylor, Journal of Discourses, v. 13, p. 225

"What does the Christian world know about God? Nothing... Why so far as the things of God are concerned, they are the veriest fools; they know neither God nor the things of God."

- Prophet John Taylor, Journal of Discourses, v. 13, p. 225


Apostle Orson Pratt (1811 - 1881):


"Both Catholics and Protestants are nothing less than the ‘whore of Babylon' whom the Lord denounces by the mouth of John the Revelator as having corrupted all the earth by their fornications and wickedness. Any person who shall be so corrupt as to receive a holy ordinance of the Gospel from the ministers of any of these apostate churches will be sent down to hell with them, unless they repent."

- Apostle Orson Pratt, The Seer, p. 255

"But as there has been no Christian Church on the earth for a great many centuries past, until the present century, the people have lost sight of the pattern that God has given according to which the Christian Church should be established, and they have denominated a great variety of Christian Churches ... But there has been a long apostasy, during which the nations have been cursed with apostate churches in great abundance"

- Apostle Orson Pratt, Journal of Discourses, v. 18, p. 172
“This class of men, calling themselves Christian, uniting with the various forms of the pagan religion, adopting many of their ceremonies and institutions, became very popular, and finally some of the pagans embraced Christianity and were placed, as it were, upon the throne, and what they termed Christianity became very popular indeed. How long has this order of things existed, this dreadful apostacy, this class of people that pronounced themselves Zion, or Christians, without any of the characteristics of Zion? It has existed for some sixteen or seventeen centuries. It has spread itself and grown and gone into the four quarters of the earth. It is the great ecclesiastical power that is spoken of by the revelator John, and called by him the most corrupt and most wicked of all the powers of the earth, under the name of spiritual Babylon, or in other words Babel, which signifies confusion. This great and corrupt power is also represented by John as presenting a golden cup to the nations, full of all manner of filthiness and abominations.”

- Apostle Orson Pratt, Journal of Discourses, v. 14, p. 346

“But as there has been no Christian Church on the earth for a great many centuries past, until the present century, the people have lost sight of the pattern that God has given according to which the Christian Church should be established, and they have denominated a great variety of people Christian Churches, because they profess to be. They say, "We have built chapels unto the name of the Lord; we call our Churches Christian Churches, they are called the Church of Christ, St. John's Church, St. Paul's Church, St. Peter's Church, and after others of the ancient Apostles;" and one who had never studied the pattern which God has given of the Christian Church would almost really believe that they are Christian Churches. But there has been a long apostacy, during which the nations have been cursed with apostate churches in great abundance, and they are represented in the revelations of St. John as a woman sitting upon a scarlet colored beast, having a golden cup in her hand, full of filthiness and abominations, full of the wine of the wrath of her fornication; that in her forehead there was a name written—"Mystery, Babylon the Great, the mother of harlots." This kind of a church has existed in great abundance, for as John the Revelator says, she was to have her dominion upon many waters, and she was to make all nations drunken with the wine of the wrath of her fornication.”

- Apostle Orson Pratt, Journal of Discourses, v. 18, p. 172

“Q. After the Church of Christ fled from earth to heaven, what was left? A. A set of wicked Apostates, murderers, and idolaters, who, after having made war with the saints, and overcome them, and destroyed them out of the earth, were left to follow the wicked imaginations of their own corrupt hearts, and to build up churches by human authority, and to follow after the cunning craftiness of uninspired men; having no Apostle, Prophet, or Revelator to inquire of God for them: and thus, because of wickedness, the Church, and Priesthood, and gifts, and ordinances and blessings of the everlasting Gospel, were taken from the earth, and reserved in heaven until the fulness of times, when it was predicted that they should again be restored among men to continue until the end should come.”

- Apostle Orson Pratt, The Seer, Chapter 16, p. 205


Prophet Wilford Woodruff (1807 - 1898):


"The Gospel of modern Christendom shuts up the Lord, and stops all communication with Him. I want nothing to do with such a Gospel, I would rather prefer the Gospel of the dark ages, so called"

- Prophet Wilford Woodruff, Journal of Discourses, v. 2, p. 196


Apostle George Q. Cannon (1827 - 1901):


"After the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was organized, there were only two churches upon the earth. They were known respectively as the Church of the Lamb of God and Babylon. The various organizations which are called churches throughout Christendom, though differing in their creeds and organizations, have one common origin. They all belong to Babylon."

- Apostle George Q. Cannon, Gospel Truth, p. 324
Believers in the doctrines of modern Christendom will reap damnation to their souls.”

- Apostle Bruce R. McConkie, Mormon Doctrine, see pp. 45-46
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"...the Book of Mormon remains secure, unchanged and unchangeable, ...But with the Bible it was not and is not so....it was once in the sole and exclusive care and custody of an abominable organization [Christianity], founded by the devil himself, likened prophetically unto a great whore, whose great aim and purpose was to destroy the souls of men in the name of religion. In these hands it ceased to be the book it once was."

- Apostle Bruce R. McConkie, The Joseph Smith Translation, pp. 12, 13
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Brother Taylor has just said that the religions of the day were hatched in hell. The eggs were laid in hell, hatched on its borders, and then kicked on to the earth."

- Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, v. 6, p. 176
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"With a regard to true theology, a more ignorant people never lived than the present so-called Christian world."

- Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, v. 8, p. 199
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"The Christian world, so-called, are heathens as to the knowledge of the salvation of God"

- Prophet Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, v. 8, p. 171


Perhaps you find the acceptance of these diatribes by today's mormons who cast a blind eye on mormon history to be "decent". I don't.

I believe that "decency" includes defense against false prophets and their false teachings, and defiance against SOME, who would castigate the Christians who are mounting this defense on FR.

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443 posted on 08/02/2014 9:58:57 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Valerie Jarrett warned us they would "get even with those who opposed them"..)
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To: greyfoxx39

Such terms of endearment from those Lds brethren.


444 posted on 08/02/2014 10:41:58 AM PDT by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: greyfoxx39

What Willard thinks of Christians...


445 posted on 08/02/2014 11:16:54 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: ravenwolf
A path to heaven can not be the wrong one.

A path that SAYS it's to heaven can quite definitely be the wrong one!

446 posted on 08/02/2014 11:38:24 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: ravenwolf
And it is not just Mormons silly under wear, how about the silly Pentecostals who think they are not going to die but just fly away laughing at the rest of us, or the Catholics counting their beads, who ever can count the beads the fastest maybe?

Golly; I've missed THAT one!

Got any data?

447 posted on 08/02/2014 11:39:23 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: greyfoxx39

Thanks for giving the ones who are complaining about folks picking on the poor, oppressed Mormons, yet another reply to ignore.


448 posted on 08/02/2014 11:40:47 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Tennessee Nana

47% of them anyway...


449 posted on 08/02/2014 11:41:12 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Heaven: this way...



450 posted on 08/02/2014 12:34:44 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Golly; I’ve missed THAT one!

Got any data?


No data, just using my own thoughts on it.


451 posted on 08/02/2014 12:46:40 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: Elsie

A path that SAYS it’s to heaven can quite definitely be the wrong one!


That’s right, but that is not how you put it.


452 posted on 08/02/2014 12:48:12 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: Jeff Head

Would you ping me to your post where you explain the gross excagerations and flat out wrong statements.
I’ve looked and can’t find it.


453 posted on 08/02/2014 5:29:41 PM PDT by svcw (Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
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To: ravenwolf
That’s right, but that is not how you put it.That’s right, but that is not how you put it.

Where should I have placed the commas?


#340 But there are MANY who can send us down the WRONG path to Heaven.

454 posted on 08/02/2014 6:48:24 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: ravenwolf

...or quotes...


455 posted on 08/02/2014 6:49:17 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Where should I have placed the commas?>>>>>

why ask me? just put them where you like.

#340 But there are MANY who can send us down the WRONG path to Heaven.>>>>>>

I knew what you met but why should I make anything easy?


456 posted on 08/02/2014 7:22:22 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: Elsie

...or quotes...>>>>

Yeah, a poet and didn’t know it.


457 posted on 08/02/2014 7:23:49 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: IronJack; greyfoxx39; Jeff Head; Elsie; All
Why single out Mormonism for your bash-fest? There are a lot of religions that believe some pretty strange things. If Mormons are so misguided, God will be their judge. I daresay He doesn’t need any help from you.

Why single out Greyfoxx for your bash-fest response to her? There are a lot of posters that believe some pretty orthodox things. If Greyfoxx39 is so misguided for pointing out where unorthodox departs from orthodox, then God will be her judge. I daresay He doesn't need any help from you.

There. See how your line of reasoning works?

Except if that was such stellar "divine" wisdom applicable to all -- including yourself -- you obviously failed...as in an epic fail...in being able to down your own medicinal prescriptions.

In logic, this is simply call self-refuting rhetoric.

And in religious discussions, this kind of open inconsistency is rank hypocrisy.

(And it's further shameful, therefore, to have fairly balanced Mormons come into the thread and "high five" comments like this ... thereby reinforcing such hypocritical commentary)

458 posted on 08/02/2014 8:17:54 PM PDT by Colofornian
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To: Albion Wilde; greyfoxx39; All
I grew up with a large Mormon population in our area. Socially and politically conservative, reliably patriotic and republican, which aligns with the general thrust of this Forum. So why bash their religion? They are not forcing the author of this thread to belong to it or believe in it. Freedom is about live and let live among people who will do the same.

Greyfoxx39, having been a Mormon, has worshipped and live among them. She is socially and politically conservative; she is reliably patriotic and Republican, which aligns with the general thrust of this Forum. So why bash her thread and her posts? She is not forcing any poster to read the thread, is she?

And therefore, if as you say, "freedom is about live and let live among people who will do the same," then if that's your operative philosophy and ethic...why didn't you practice it?

You could either bypassed this forum in its entirety; or, if you chose to comment, you could have done so without being critical of Greyfoxx, right?

If to "live and let live" religiously is where it's at, then why your open religious hypocrisy is not applying that ethic to Greyfoxx?

What are we to believe? Your mantra or your practice that undermines it?

459 posted on 08/02/2014 8:23:06 PM PDT by Colofornian
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To: dirtymac; greyfoxx39; All
I am not Mormon but why do you care what they believe? If you really want to see bazaar beliefs look at the Muslim religion. Mormons are not bombing and killing people that do not believe their way.

Why do YOU care what Greyfoxx39 posts or religiously objects to?

After all, if you REALLY want to see some people who go over the top in objecting to others' religious practices, take a look at what many Muslim countries do to people who convert to Christianity.

Greyfoxx doesn't persecute or put in jail or kill others who convert from one religion to another.

So, I guess, by extension of your own operating principles, you should take your own Rx and move right along.

460 posted on 08/02/2014 8:26:37 PM PDT by Colofornian
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