So THAT's why so FEW Mormons are headed to the Celestial Level!
THAT’s why so FEW Mormons are headed to the Celestial Level!
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No so few Mormons are headed for their celestial level because either they are not lifetime paid up club members of the mormon play boys club and/or they are not married to a worthy mormon man..or he isn’t planning to call his wife out by her new name and take her with him...
and why should he take that ugly old nagging hag ???
According to Brigham Young theres 1,000s of centerfold beauties that Joey Smith will give him to warm his bed when he gets there..
So THAT’s why so FEW Mormons are headed to the Celestial Level
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“To live in the highest part of the celestial kingdom is called exaltation* or eternal life. To be able to live in this part of the celestial kingdom, people must have been married in the temple and must have kept the sacred promises they made in the temple. They will receive everything our father in heaven has and will become like him. THEY WILL EVEN BE ABLE TO HAVE SPIRIT CHILDREN AND MAKE NEW WORLDS FOR THEM TO LIVE ON, and do all the things our Father in Heaven has done. People who are not married in the temple may live in other parts of the celestial kingdom, but they will not be exalted.”
(Official Mormon literature) Gospel Fundamentals Chapter 36: Eternal Life)
“I’m not sure we teach that” Gordon Hinckley, Mormon president and prophet