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Full title: Fear Of Elderly Vatican Priests, Nuns Violently Storming U.S. Embassy Reason For Relocation, U.S. State Department Confirms

You've been warned.

1 posted on 12/02/2013 3:47:37 AM PST by markomalley
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To: markomalley

You can tell the really dangerous ones by their scapulars.


2 posted on 12/02/2013 3:53:18 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: markomalley

Suicide Nuns? No...nuns with pointers and yardsticks ready to give me noogies and crack my knuckles...that is my nightmare.


3 posted on 12/02/2013 3:55:02 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: markomalley

What difference does it make now?


4 posted on 12/02/2013 3:55:50 AM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: markomalley

Please put “humor” or “satire” in headline. I highly resent having my time wasted by a juvenile FReeper who rings the digital doorbell and then runs away. Cheap. Shallow. Childish.


7 posted on 12/02/2013 4:51:59 AM PST by Mamzelle
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To: markomalley
Aha! Your clever little satire avoids all mention of the albino monk assassins, the holy flying monkeys, and the giant database in the Vatican basement! /s
8 posted on 12/02/2013 4:53:16 AM PST by Campion ("Social justice" begins in the womb)
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To: markomalley

Fear the Dominicans. “The Hounds of God.”


9 posted on 12/02/2013 5:16:05 AM PST by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: markomalley
Just for being cheap, shallow and childish .....


10 posted on 12/02/2013 5:22:51 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: markomalley

Yeah, but some of those old nuns can be really tough.....


13 posted on 12/02/2013 6:26:04 AM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: markomalley

Oh, thank goodness this is satire.


19 posted on 12/02/2013 8:25:18 AM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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