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Fear Of Elderly Vatican Priests, Nuns Violently Storming U.S. Embassy Reason For Relocation, U.S. State Department Confirms
You've been warned.
To: markomalley
You can tell the really dangerous ones by their scapulars.
2 posted on
12/02/2013 3:53:18 AM PST by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: markomalley
Suicide Nuns? No...nuns with pointers and yardsticks ready to give me noogies and crack my knuckles...that is my nightmare.
3 posted on
12/02/2013 3:55:02 AM PST by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: markomalley
What difference does it make now?
4 posted on
12/02/2013 3:55:50 AM PST by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: markomalley
Please put “humor” or “satire” in headline. I highly resent having my time wasted by a juvenile FReeper who rings the digital doorbell and then runs away. Cheap. Shallow. Childish.
7 posted on
12/02/2013 4:51:59 AM PST by
Mamzelle
To: markomalley
Aha! Your clever little satire avoids all mention of the albino monk assassins, the holy flying monkeys, and the giant database in the Vatican basement! /s
8 posted on
12/02/2013 4:53:16 AM PST by
Campion
("Social justice" begins in the womb)
To: markomalley
Fear the Dominicans. “The Hounds of God.”
9 posted on
12/02/2013 5:16:05 AM PST by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: markomalley
Just for being cheap, shallow and childish .....
10 posted on
12/02/2013 5:22:51 AM PST by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: markomalley
Yeah, but some of those old nuns can be really tough.....
13 posted on
12/02/2013 6:26:04 AM PST by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
To: markomalley
Oh, thank goodness this is satire.
19 posted on
12/02/2013 8:25:18 AM PST by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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