[Gamecock]

You don’t need to get up on sunday Morning to hear this. Plenty of motiviational speakers out there that teach this and do it better. Then you can use Sundays to sleep in or play golf.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Inside of you is hunger, outside of you are tasty burgers for your enjoyment.”

Joel Osteen, or...Homer Simpson?

I enjoy Joel. Thanks! :)

[HiTech RedNeck]

I’m not so sure Osteen isn’t being taken out of context but again I am saying this on the fly, I don’t have hours to spend here right now. If Osteen’s vision is God, then yes he will rise to a God given level of blessings. If you go to the Ritz Carlton you will get better food than if you go to the In-N-Out burger joint. Anyhow, yes one can artificially limit one’s gospel vision. Fortunately the gospel can teach you how you’ve been doing that and how to stop it (or rather how to start God’s love in the place of the limitation).

[cicero2k]

What’s with the slam on In-n-Out?

A Double-Double is a balanced meal, similar to the turkey subs that Jared (Subway) has lived on. Especially if you withhold the cheese. The fries, sodas and shakes are where the damage is done.

[Alex Murphy]

Inside of you is hunger, outside of you are tasty burgers for your enjoyment. You go there, get one, and satisfy your hunger. There are no burgers inside of me, so I go out, where there are burgers. Simple. Not exactly deep theology here.. right? Can you imagine the absurdity and utter confusion of getting that basic premise wrong?

Would it be absurd? Would it be mocked? You would think so, but I recently saw this obvious error applauded and treated as if it was the deepest, most philosophical, life-changing truth imaginable by no lesser names than media mogul Oprah Winfrey and “christian” Pastor Joel Osteen.

You forgot to post the chart:

Joel Osteen Heresy Gauge

[onedoug]

Osteen's knowledge of The Bible and Scripture is very, very thin.
That's the best complement to him I can come up with.

[Gamecock]

So the heretic has partnered with the pagan.

2 Timothy 3:2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.

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2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage—with great patience and careful instruction.

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[MEGoody]

That Olsteen would participate at all in one of these Oprah “things” speaks volumes to me. . .and it’s not good.