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SCREWTAPE PROPOSES AN EPISCOPAL TOAST (22)
Virtue Online ^ | 6-18-13 | David W. Virtue

Posted on 06/24/2013 7:41:32 PM PDT by ReformationFan

My dear Wormwood,

The collective heads of the Hades High Council is positively spinning with all the news of these foolish earthlings in their desire to find peace, harmony, love and "why can't we all get along" interfaith notions.

Their compromises over pansexual behavior have to be one of the single greatest triumphs of the 21st Century. Our Father had to be dragged away from a round of bishop bashing just to hear the good news.

Now that both the Archbishops of Canterbury and York have succumbed to the notion of civil partnerships while condemning gay marriage is of course the thin end of the wedge. Sodomy is sodomy. Recognizing it must have caused heartburn to the Enemy whose standards of holiness and righteousness cause vomiting fits among the High Council.

We are winning the Culture Wars with the help of the churches, an outstanding achievement, Wormwood, one that no doubt would have had a Cranmer, Luther or Calvin rolling in their graves. The very fact that the churches are assisting us is simply more proof that undermining is a far better policy than direct confrontation. Their misplaced compassion has worked totally to our advantage. Feel the pain of an aggrieved minority about whatever, set them up in front of television cameras to tell their story, let the public feel their pain, and hey, presto, we have more converts. Television has dumbed down entire generations causing short term memory and the impossibility of thinking in logical categories.

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1 posted on 06/24/2013 7:41:32 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: ReformationFan

Heartbreaking. Just too true.

“It would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble.” Luke 17:2

How is these supposed church “leaders” don’t know the Bible?


2 posted on 06/24/2013 8:04:14 PM PDT by thefoundersrock (Democrats - Destroying the family, the Constitution and the economy since the 1930's!)
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