1 posted on
12/18/2012 6:27:42 PM PST by
Gamecock
To: HarleyD; Alex Murphy
2 posted on
12/18/2012 6:28:48 PM PST by
Gamecock
( If we distort the gospel, that distortion will influence and affect everything else that we believe)
To: Gamecock
They could probably outsource phone sex lines with no problem.
4 posted on
12/18/2012 6:30:09 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the state." - Cornelius Tacitus, Roman Senator)
To: Gamecock
This ought to be entertaining...
6 posted on
12/18/2012 6:30:56 PM PST by
stormer
To: Gamecock
Hello this is Father Peggy. . . .
To: Gamecock
ROFLMAO!!!!
“Elloe! Owe R you DoinG! Wude you like to make a prayer tonite, mmm? I am Bill and I will be praying to our gods for you.”
10 posted on
12/18/2012 6:35:34 PM PST by
Tenacious 1
(The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
To: Gamecock
““There aren’t enough Americans willing to sit in the prayer tower and take calls anymore,” “
For $2/hour he means.
11 posted on
12/18/2012 6:38:16 PM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Gamecock
At his Sprint job he would have to “run around the block and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken” to settle down every night because of the stress he felt serving demanding U.S. customers. Who wrote this stuff? LOL!!! Bwaaa haaa! I can't stop laughing. Hindus answering Christian prayer lines....LOL!
What's the number? I'm calling tonight. I'm going to have them sacrifice a cow for me!!!!!
13 posted on
12/18/2012 6:40:08 PM PST by
Tenacious 1
(The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
To: Gamecock
God works in mysterious ways!
To: Slings and Arrows
18 posted on
12/18/2012 6:46:02 PM PST by
Squawk 8888
(True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
To: Gamecock; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Holy Cows!
19 posted on
12/18/2012 6:47:23 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Gamecock
A minute (or so) ago I called the suicide line. The recorded message told me to call tomorrow as it was open during business hours.
25 posted on
12/18/2012 6:55:09 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Gamecock
Tuwalla, you’re supposed to choke the chicken, not pull its head off!
No wonder you’re stressed!
26 posted on
12/18/2012 6:58:02 PM PST by
headsonpikes
(Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
To: Gamecock
UHHH, why would one want to call a prayer call center anyway.
“My” God says it is fine if I sit someplace and pray to him day or night. Yes, he would probably prefer I attend Mass now and then, but ‘direct prayer’ has been in vogue for years. Now people are ‘paying’ for the privilege to ‘pray, on the phone’ in India....
We have come a long way baby, just not quite sure we are heading in the right direction.
29 posted on
12/18/2012 7:04:22 PM PST by
xrmusn
(6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
To: Gamecock
First, I laughed until my sides ached. Then, I tried to be sad, but I couldn’t keep a straight face.
“A demon prayer line” ...
OMG. I’m crying I’m laughing so hard ... but it really isn’t funny.
35 posted on
12/18/2012 7:31:50 PM PST by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind.)
To: Gamecock; humblegunner; Lazamataz
If you’ve ever had to snap the head off a stray chicken to settle down at night ... you might be an Indian call-center representative.
Bwahahahaha!
38 posted on
12/18/2012 7:43:10 PM PST by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind.)
To: Gamecock
This is one of the most twisted, evil things I’ve read today. Deceiptful faith robbers. Good grief!
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