Nana - you STRANGE!!
Before you board; be sure the is no HOLE in the bottom of the boat!
Posted on 11/28/2012 6:00:38 PM PST by Colofornian
Years ago I saw a song honoring Joseph Smith. I believe this is it.
http://www.spiremusic.org/jstpdvd/lyrics.php
O give me back my Prophet dear,
And Patriarch, O give them back;
The Saints of latter days to cheer,
And lead them in the gospel track.
But oh! they’re gone from my embrace,
From earthly scenes their spirits fled;
Two of the best of Adam’s race,
Now lie entombed among the dead.
Ye men of wisdom tell me why,
No guilt, no crime in them were found,
Their blood doth now so loudly cry,
From prison walls, and Carthage ground.
Your tongues are mute, but pray attend,
The secret I will now relate,
Why those whom God to earth did lend,
Have met the suffering martyr’s fate.
Your tongues are mute, but pray attend,
The secret I will now relate,
Why those whom God to earth did lend,
Have met the suffering martyr’s fate.
O give me back my prophet dear.1
So, Nana do you think BYU will put up that nativity scene featuring Joseph Smith this year, especially since JS Bday is on Sunday this year.
When you do a search, there are many (mormon) sites (of course not officially involved with SLC lds) clamoring to revive the JS nativity.
((((gag))))
Their leaders from the beginning have put the lds jesus second to JS, it is disgusting.
I found another interesting page!
http://www.juvenileinstructor.org/o-give-me-back-my-prophet-dear/
“My parents elected to have me baptized December 23, and I also chose the date of my marriage to be December 23. I like those little numeric connections to Joseph Smith. But the one I like most is the one that was not chosen by my family or me. On June 27 I entered the MTC. It gives me pause every time.”
Oh well we cant be at every elf event..
I’ll be on the high seas on a Disney cruise with the grands...
Disney on water...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
theres a doctrine on staying away from lots of water...
Anyhoo there’ll be false Disney at YBU err BYU
or should that be dizzy ???
Indeed. Now I've provided many examples -- and links -- as to how that plays itself out in some the various venues Mormons gather.
Some people post the Joseph Smith creche at the BYU Admin building from 2005; I referenced the Joseph Smith Memorial messages given the third week of December at Utah State; yet another example is the Mormon ward sacrament meeting -- their final meeting on a Sabbath that is more "intimate" than those open to the public earlier in the day.
On Dec. 24, 2009 Utah Mormon columnist Doug Gibson gave us a "glimpse" into how this secondary role that Jesus plays out (behind Smith).
For the column, go here: The dreaded Christmastime ward sacrament meeting [Mormon Merry Smithmas!]
Here are a few Gibson excerpts:
Gibson: ...every December around Christmastime, sacrament turns into a bummer, at least for me. Almost every year, Jesus Christ seems to be a bit player. I don’t know who is to blame. Maybe bishoprics are instructed to have “Christmas Sunday” appear as just another Sabbath in the ward house, with a couple of religious carols thrown in the mix as a nod to the holiday...Every year I convince myself we’re going to have a real Christmas Sunday with talks on the Lord’s birth and the congregation singing Christmas carols along with the ward choir, and, well…
My Q to DelphiUser and other Mormons: Mormons, isn't it time to have a "real Christmas Sunday?" Come worship in a church this season that truly honors the birth of the Lord Jesus.
And more from Gibson: There are not-too-subtle conflicts...the prophet’s birthday is Dec. 23. Although Joseph Smith, for all his recognition, is not the same as Jesus Christ, there have been occasions where “Praise to the Man” is sung more often than “Away in the Manger” on Christmastime Sunday. But most of the time there’s just a maddeningly frustrating neutrality about Christmas, Joseph Smith and Jesus Christ. Take the most recent sacrament meeting. The opening song was “The First Vision,” and then the bishop reminded us that during this season we should remember the birth of the Prophet Joseph Smith. That seemed an appropriate nod to the man and I was encouraged that there were two Christmas carols and three talks left on the program. But the talks, which bookended a ward choir Christmas carol, were NOT about Christ’s birth, although they did capture His spirit. They were well-prepared, informative and spiritual talks that would have been appropriate for any sacrament meeting, but why can’t we have had talks about the birth of Christ? Is there some edict against it? ... Christ shouldn’t get the bump like a diet book author waiting his turn on a Letterman show that runs too long
ALL: Christmas is for Jesus Christ. Honoring Him. Don't 'bump' him 'like a diet book author waiting his turn' on an over-extended Letterman show.
And I thank the Mormon, Doug Gibson, for that message! (It's only too bad he had to use the negative backdrop of a Mormon ward sacrament meeting to make that point!)
JESUS: Hey Smith! Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?
JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?
JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?
JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!
JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.
JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!
JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.
JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.
JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?
JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)
JESUS: That's it.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: Nah - it was right.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.
JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.
JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!
JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?
JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....
JESUS: What did you say?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.
JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.
JESUS: No...
JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?
JESUS: Nope.
JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!
JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: No; it wasn't.
JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?
JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?
JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.
JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly FAITHbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.
JOSEPH SMITH: But....
Nana - you STRANGE!!
Before you board; be sure the is no HOLE in the bottom of the boat!
D&C 93:47
And now, verily I say unto Joseph Smith, Jun.—You have not kept the commandments, and must needs stand rebuked before the Lord;
And our blatherphilic MORMONs here will ignore them all...
Matthew 25:31-33
31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
Then HE will unfriend the goats...
Matthew 7:23
Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’
You have the right to your religion, but you do not have the right to demand that others acknowledge its validity.
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In all due respect as a LDS I could never conceive of such request for it would be foreign to me
but there is a distinct different from maligning one’s faith endlessly which has nothing in common with demanding validation.
One only needs validation from the Lord not man!
Why not just ask the person that banned them why?
I have received conformation from God Almighty about mormonISM, and He said flee, flee from this blasphemy.
He said it is not of Me.
Wow, I guess I was wrong. There certainly is no hate here.
“Do not engage in horseback riding”
Is this list of rules real or a joke?
To your question: yes.
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