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Dear Ask Tommy,

Is it twoo that the mormon gods can change their minds at any time about eternal and forever doctrines ?

I’m wondering about the place of females in da church.

Dey Gotz Me Surrounded Here

Dear DGMSH

While it is twoo that the mormnon gods did change their minds (err we call that revelation) about celestial marriage and blacks and the priesthood, they err it err she err he no I was right the first time THEY have not as yet given any direction on females

(I gather you mean the hallowed priesthood exclusive only to Mormon men)

As with other revelation, we are praying and praying that the Mormon gods will change their minds about including females in all things Mormon.

This praying and begging and gnashing of teeth has been going on I am sure since the first brave pioneers set out for zion-behind-the-rocky-curtain.

As yet there has been no answer to our ernest desire to include our sisters in the joys and blessings of the full gospel(trademark etc)

The other day there was one gentile female on FR, one of them Inwomen (Spit) who was said to be a prophet, but that would not be possible as I, Ask Tommy, am the only prophet of the mormon gods, and anyway she is just a female.

Dont forget to vote for Bishop Mitt and send in your tithes err donations.

Ask Tommy