Why? I'm Baptist, and it doesn't offend me. Nothing they do will affect my relationship with God. If the Wiccans want to confirm me as a High Priest, or whatever, of their coven, so what? I won't be doing thier rituals or worshiping the Mother, Maid, or Crone.
So what is the big deal?
Your reaction is the same as mine. If their ritual means nothing to the subject, how does it affect him?
Finally a sensible response.
Love your response. What mumjo jumbo is done by mumjojumboists doesn’t make a hill o’ beans worth of difference to anyone who realizes it is all meaningless mumbo jumbo.
Now you didn’t happen to read/watch “Game of Thrones” now did you?
Mother Maid and Crone?
How about Father, Warrior and Builder?
And the Stranger?
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