Will there be zombies?
I want zombies, dammit!
No man knows the day or hour.
LLS
Maya scholars disagree on exactly how the Maya people would have interpreted the end of their calendar cycle,....Best explanation I’ve heard so far is: Marvin the Mayan was summoned by the Chief and told to make a perpetual calendar and if he did, he would be paid handsomely for his time. Marvin the Mayan started it, and received a yearly payment, which satisfied him and he continued. some time down the road a payment was missed and Marvin the Mayan got pissed. Another payment was missed, and he finally said “The Hell with this shiite.” and that is when the calendar ended.
I’ve got bills due 30 years out so I doubt it will end that soon! ;-)
2 Mayans making the calendar:
1st Mayan: “How far do we want to make this thing?”
2nd Mayan: “Go about 5200 years. That ought to be enough.”
1st Mayan: “But what happens when it runs out?”
2nd Mayan: *shrugs* “Let whoever gets to carve the stone then figure it out. It ain’t our problem.”
Because it's going to end on November 6, 2012.
And I quote: —is the end of a b'ak'tun,Which is obviously short for barak-(re-elec)tion
Um, /sarc?