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Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women
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| December 8, 2011
| Foxnews.com
Posted on 12/18/2011 10:19:26 PM PST by Rytwyng
An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having sexual thoughts.
The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving...
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KEYWORDS: cucumbers; islam; napl; sex; women
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Truly, truly, it is a religion of peas. They can't allow cucumbers -- they are too afraid of cuckumboldry.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:19:28 PM PST
by
Rytwyng
To: Rytwyng
(Cue the music) I’m...too sexy for my cuke...too sexy for my cuke, so sexy you’ll puke.
OK, it’s a lot funnier if there’s music....
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:21:15 PM PST
by
jdsteel
(Give me freedom, not more government.)
To: Rytwyng
More proof that Islam is a gathering of men who are nothing more than f*cking perverts.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:25:30 PM PST
by
60Gunner
(Eternal vigilance or eternal rest. Make your choice.)
To: jdsteel
Do your little turn on the catwalk...
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:26:51 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: Rytwyng
What a bunch of weirdo pervs.
Cucumbers are a big part of Arabic cuisine.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:27:20 PM PST
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: Rytwyng
This is the worse case of ***** envy I have ever heard of.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:31:12 PM PST
by
notpoliticallycorewrecked
(According to the MSM, I'm a fringe sitting, pajama wearing, Freeper)
To: 60Gunner
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:32:47 PM PST
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:32:47 PM PST
by
unkus
(Silence Is Consent)
To: Rockitz
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:36:22 PM PST
by
Rytwyng
(I'm still fond of the United States. I just can't find it. -- Fred Reed)
To: Rytwyng
My wife insinuated that the left over neck arched up of a hanging de-cappetated turkey resembled, well, something or another.
To: Rytwyng
Mohammad’s sister drove a pickle wagon.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:37:53 PM PST
by
RingerSIX
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
To: Rytwyng
Muslim men are obviously not up for the competition.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:38:53 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: Allegra
Time to send em a truck load of geoduck !
Merry Christmas young lady....
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:49:56 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Carthego delenda est
that’s funny because Brasilian slang for a willie is “peruzinha”
more or less...”affectionate little turkey”
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:51:16 PM PST
by
wardaddy
(Michelle, Sarah, Perry now Newt over Mitt.....that is how I've seen it and it's where we are)
To: Rytwyng; Slings and Arrows
FTA: An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having sexual thoughts.
I was going to accuse the ‘Slami males of flattering themselves with the comparison, but indeed this must be the result of fears of coming up *cough* ...short.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:53:06 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
LOL! A Masterpiece of Understatement.......lolololol
To: RingerSIX
My next door neighbor was fired for sticking his finger in the pickle slicer? Oh, and they fired her too.
To: Rytwyng
Yo, Fatima. Once you go schnitzel you'll forget Achmed's twizzle!
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:54:53 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: Squantos
ROFL!
A very Merry Christmas to your and yours also, FRiend.
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posted on
12/18/2011 10:55:58 PM PST
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: Rytwyng; Slings and Arrows
Cukes, bananas, or other produce...may cause sexually thoughts in women?
This, coming from alleged men who get off “thighing” infants & toddlers; shagging sheep & goats...then in some cases must ‘marry’ them; who become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of an unbagged female, is truly laughable.
I believe it is called “projection”.
...said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party — preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband — should cut the items into small pieces before serving...
Ritual genital mutilation of a rival!
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posted on
12/18/2011 11:01:31 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
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