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Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women
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| December 8, 2011
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Posted on 12/18/2011 10:19:26 PM PST by Rytwyng
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To: Rytwyng
So the very same guys who more than any other on the entire globe, see women as good for one thing only: receiving sex.
Are afraid women might think about sex?
However would women possibly think about sex? The same guys forbid women from thinking about anything else. No school. No job. No driving. Just sex whenever the guys want it.
So how would women possibly think about sex?? /s
To: MinuteGal
“I’m just too hot to look at from the Persian Gulf to Turkey
So when you put me in the fridge please wrap me in a burkhy”
LOL! Funny.
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posted on
12/19/2011 7:47:16 AM PST
by
flaglady47
(When the gov't fears the people, liberty; When the people fear the gov't, tyranny.)
To: GOPJ
This is the worse case of ***** envy I have ever heard of.
Cucumber envy?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Yea but in this case it is not the women suffering from it.
It is the men. Think about it.
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posted on
12/19/2011 7:48:49 AM PST
by
Morgana
(Rent this Space....Cheap)
To: Rytwyng
I wonder if he made the warning about the dangers of vegetative arousal from the top of a minaret.
Freegards
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posted on
12/19/2011 7:55:07 AM PST
by
Ransomed
To: Slings and Arrows
No wonder some women turn Lebanese.
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posted on
12/19/2011 10:25:37 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Since Obama's only challengers in 2012 are in the GOP debates, include him the next 15.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Omar suspects he may not really be the father of this kid.
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posted on
12/19/2011 10:28:07 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Since Obama's only challengers in 2012 are in the GOP debates, include him the next 15.)
To: JulieRNR21; MinuteGal
I agree, MinuteGal is the poet laureate of FR,
and has been for about 15 years. She has a
“Talent on loan from God.”
Does anyone have the address of this horny
Cleric? I want to send him a peck of cukes
for Christmas.
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posted on
12/19/2011 12:33:29 PM PST
by
seenenuf
( Save the Right Supremes.)
To: BlueLancer
Moslem men are clueless in that they know that their wives are always buying cucumbers, but there's never any in the salads I read somewhere that (seriously) cucumbers were prohibited in the Sultan's harem.
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posted on
12/19/2011 7:27:01 PM PST
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: MoochPooch
Must be the same reason that only Male Eskimos are allowed to do Ice Carvings.
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posted on
12/19/2011 7:29:31 PM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
To: MinuteGal
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posted on
12/19/2011 9:43:37 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: seenenuf
Thanks for the kind words.
Leni
To: Rytwyng
What the hell is wrong with these people? Cucumbers don’t remind me of sex. Bananas don’t,either.
Cucumbers remind me of salad for Pete’s sake!
To: Rytwyng
And little boys are to sexy for Clerics?
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posted on
12/20/2011 1:32:40 PM PST
by
MaxMax
To: Titan Magroyne
I have sex on the brain.
No,really,I do!
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
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posted on
12/21/2011 12:15:59 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Titan Magroyne
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