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1 posted on 10/31/2011 6:47:56 PM PDT by Gamecock
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2 posted on 10/31/2011 6:48:37 PM PDT by Gamecock (IÂ’m so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. JGM)
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To: Gamecock

pathetic


3 posted on 10/31/2011 6:49:51 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Gamecock

LOL


4 posted on 10/31/2011 6:50:56 PM PDT by RnMomof7
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To: Gamecock

oh I am a dummy. Just realized this is tongue in cheek


5 posted on 10/31/2011 6:50:59 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: Gamecock

This is a joke, right? This guy is a pastor and he has never read the Gospels??


6 posted on 10/31/2011 6:51:13 PM PDT by SatinDoll (NO FOREIGN NATIONALS AS U.S.A. PRESIDENT)
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To: Gamecock

I didn’t realize it was April Fool’s Day. I thought it was All Hallows Eve.


7 posted on 10/31/2011 6:53:51 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (I'm sticking with Herman. No more second terms!)
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To: Gamecock

Ha ha.

Please don’t post jokes like this with “fact-ish” headlines.

That being said, I don’t look to Osteen for insight at all.


9 posted on 10/31/2011 6:54:28 PM PDT by ROTB (Christian sin breeds enemies for the USA. If you're a Christian, stop sinning, and spread the Word..)
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For your reading enjoyment.


10 posted on 10/31/2011 6:55:20 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Gamecock
This is the same Prosperity Preacher who said that Mormonism is NOT a cult.

If he's done any study of Christianity, and says something like that, then he's TOTALLY MISGUIDED and owes his "congregation" a huge apology for his false preaching.

I'm sure he's got a lot of overhead to take care of, and if his congregation starts to thin out, he and his beautiful wife will be broke.

Joel is maybe one step above the graft of Dr. Michael Murdock with Murdock's constant haranguing about money and how God will give to us as soon as we give to him (meaning Mike . . . not God).

I'm still waiting for Joel to tee off on the murderous abortion industry . . . It won't happen . . . he's too busy smiling.

11 posted on 10/31/2011 6:55:26 PM PDT by laweeks
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12 posted on 10/31/2011 6:56:06 PM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: Gamecock
Joel Osteen...CHRISTIANITY LITE!!
14 posted on 10/31/2011 6:56:42 PM PDT by az.b1bbomberfxr
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To: Gamecock

Satire I presume? I’m not a big fan of Osteen or any of the big money televangelists (though I have a soft spot for Swaggart when he gets into that chicken-walk) but I have to assume that he really did get a degree in divinity from somewhere... And I would think that the entire New Testament is somewhere in the curriculum.


15 posted on 10/31/2011 6:57:48 PM PDT by Ramius (personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Gamecock

He should go into soap operas.


17 posted on 10/31/2011 6:58:45 PM PDT by AdamBomb
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To: Gamecock
LOL!

Joel 3:16: "For the world so loved God, that they purchased treasures here and thanked God for them."

20 posted on 10/31/2011 6:58:56 PM PDT by smvoice (The Cross was NOT God's Plan B.)
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To: Gamecock
They’re super long....


21 posted on 10/31/2011 7:00:33 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Gamecock

Ever since Obama took office, I’ve been advocating the use of the satire tag in posts - that was when reality became hard to tell apart from satire without an explicit tag.


24 posted on 10/31/2011 7:03:39 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: Gamecock

If you think of Osteen as a motivational speaker only, and not an actual preacher... he’s actually pretty good.


30 posted on 10/31/2011 7:11:57 PM PDT by abishai
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“Ya know, I decided it was about time I toughed it through all four Gospels. They’re super long but I mean, I am a pastor, right?”

You almost had me fooled, Gamecock! That was hilarious!

31 posted on 10/31/2011 7:16:29 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
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To: Gamecock

That his wife???

Otta keep him out of seedy motel rooms. But then absolute power corrupts absolutely.


35 posted on 10/31/2011 7:27:26 PM PDT by bigheadfred (wogga wogga)
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I can't believe there are people on Free Republic here who claim to be Christians, but don't see through this "Prosperity Gospel" huckster.

When they post "devotional" threads by this con man, I want to throw up.

37 posted on 10/31/2011 7:34:09 PM PDT by SkyPilot
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