Are Mormon people LITERAL saviors of dead Jews, others? (The OTHER World Series: Vanity)

Colofornian | Oct. 31, 2011 | Colofornian

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THX 1138

[Colofornian]

Members of her family have also been dead dunked, endowed, married, and sealed all the way dfown to all living descendants...Since this happened to one of them in the 1950s and I was already born, that made me a living descendant, a Mormon according to the Mormon beliefs...Well i dont want to be a Mormon...so that now makes me an “apostate”...and that destines me to the Mormon so called “outer darkness” SIGH

TN, I have to say it: I think you & Vendome are just gettin' a wee bit testy over the "benevolent" actions performed upon your soul by proxy Mormons.

(I may have to call upon Elsie's sidekick, Mormon Dude, to properly lecture you back into embracing 'The Principles')

Here, the Mormons have "redeemed" you (past tense)
via taking your soul into their temple care
[not sure how it is our so-called 'Gentile' souls are allowed into their temples, but our bodies are not]
And here you are already threatening "apostasy" from the Mormon camp!
Incredible! Incredulous!

Now, I know, I know. Some Lds reading this will object. They'll claim they are ONLY [think Mississippi accent as you read this] givin' us po' Gen-tiles a choyce to accept da Mormon 'gospel' on da udder side...

But to 'hear tell' their Mormon 'prophets' the choosin' & the redeemin' & the convertin's been dun!

"...I hope all of you will continue as long as you have any dead to redeem. Never cease that work while you have the power to enter into the Temple…I HAVE HAD some thousands redeemED here. I HAVE HAD baptisms, ordinations, washings and anointings, endowments and sealings for them, the same as if they were standing in the flesh themselves...I held the keys of their salvation…” (Lds "prophet" Teachings of Presidents: Wilford Woodruff, pp. 191-192)

Now, if Brother Woodruff's authority was good for the "average Mormon" to deem polygamy off limits in 1890 & beyond...
...Then Brother Woodruff's authority to say he HAS personally REDEEMED THOUSANDS of Gentiles as if he saved them "in the flesh"...
...[and he says he ordained them, washed them, anointed them, endowed them, and sealed them to boot as if they were there 'in the flesh']

...Then who are you TN to "go AWOL" on your bros from the pre-existence?

Repent, sister 'Nana, for the kingdom of the post- existence is at hand!

[Elsie]

(I may have to call upon Elsie's sidekick, Mormon Dude, to properly lecture you back into embracing 'The Principles')

Sidekick?

More like a Kick in the Side; you mean!

That jerk slips in whenever I am away from the keyboard and raises havoc among these threads!

I'm surprised that Jim's kitty hasn't sprayed the Sulfurous Surprise on him(?) yet!

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At least he's (?) not learned the secret of the invisible font!