Chapel of Santisima Virgen de Lujan, a Catholic chapel at made entirely of ice at Belgrano II Base, Coats Land, Antarctica
Hmmm. Might be fun if they could install live video feed and watch him give his insane rants in -20o F temptatures, but I would feel bad for the Catholic research scientists forced to listen to Pflakey's "God hates Antarctica" sermons and "the U.S. science station is racist" speeches.
We should make some calls to the Vatican and suggest locations for Pflakey's transfer. Some other possible places crying out for Pflakey's talent:
The largest uninhabited island on Earth, in the northern arctic
The ghost town where the Chernobyl meltdown occuried
The world's most active volcano
The infamously abandoned Hawaiian leper colony
;-)