[BillyBoy]

Chapel of Santisima Virgen de Lujan, a Catholic chapel at made entirely of ice at Belgrano II Base, Coats Land, Antarctica

Hmmm. Might be fun if they could install live video feed and watch him give his insane rants in -20o F temptatures, but I would feel bad for the Catholic research scientists forced to listen to Pflakey's "God hates Antarctica" sermons and "the U.S. science station is racist" speeches.

We should make some calls to the Vatican and suggest locations for Pflakey's transfer. Some other possible places crying out for Pflakey's talent:

The largest uninhabited island on Earth, in the northern arctic

The ghost town where the Chernobyl meltdown occuried

The world's most active volcano

The infamously abandoned Hawaiian leper colony

;-)

[Ransomed]

Now see, you have convinced me. I would never inflict the scientists and researchers with Father Flaky, they have it rough enough. I think you should send your list to the bishop, heck you never know...

It would cost a lot more, but I think the only solution might well be deep oceanic trenches or the dark side of the moon.

Freegards