It's always impressive to see someone who can believe 2 impossible things before breakfast. Disturbing, but impressive.
Pray to Mary or "saints"?
Call your "priest" "Father"?
Believe in Papal infallibility?
How about Purgatory or Limbo?
Catholic apologists have a long list of anti-biblical baloney to defend.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.