Mormon Missionary Deception Method:

Here it is again Resty, so you can pick out three things that are untrue. Any three. Mormon Missionary Deception Method:

1. Convince you of their sincerity 2. Trick you into expressing faith first in the Book of Mormon by praying and asking for a sign (this takes you off the objective ground of Biblical truth and puts you into subjective ground of feelings) 3. Convince you that the Bible has errors in its translation 4. Trick you into expressing faith in the prophet Joseph Smith 5. Trick you into expressing faith in the Restoration of the “Gospel” (see Galatians Chapter one) 6. Get you all the way into the baptismal font...

7. ONLY THEN... you will learn the true DEVIANT doctrines of Mormonism. At this point, it is too late! You only have feelings as a basis of truth! You will believe anything.

... The mormon “Heavenly Father” used to be a regular Joe, but became God - his name was Adam. Adam sinned. You will have to swallow that God could sin! ... The Jesus of mormonism was a created spirit being who became one of the three mormon earth gods ... The mormonic Holy Spirit is also a created spirit being. He doesn’t have a body because he is on probation! Yes, he was naughty. He sinned.

... SHE and the father god have sex ... SHE is eternally pregnant ... SHE pops out spirit children who will some day get a human body on earth and can become gods themselves ... SHE is probably not the only godess! Mormons still believe and teach eternal polygamy - sister godesses

... There are TRILLIONS of mormon gods on other planets. No one knows how many. It could be infinite. ... Hindus have approximately 350 million gods. They are pikers compared to mormons!

... Any mormon male can be a God with his own planet, mother goddesses, and spirit kids to worship him. ... Becoming a mormon god means lots of works to attain the god-level. This is why you see mormons working so hard. Now you know why.They have to prove themselves worthy of godhood. ... All the trillions of gods in the mormon pantheon get together regularly over spring break in Kolob Beach to “counsel together”

... you have to give 10%? - if not, no top level of heaven for you! ... your bishop is there to ask if you gave your FULL tithe - he may ask to see your pay stubs ... your bishop is also there to ask many probing, personal, embarrassing questions ... you will have to complete Masonic Temple rituals that involve strangers touching your private parts ... You will have to wear magic underwear 24/7/365

Once inside the Morg, you have to accept it ALL to move up the chain towards Godhood. This is just the start!

The LDS Articles of Faith is what we believe. I’m sorry that you continue to post stuff that we do not believe. Again, here is what we believe:

The Articles of Faith
of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

We believe in God, the Eternal Father, and in His Son, Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost.

We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for Adam’s transgression.

We believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel.

We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel are: first, Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; second, Repentance; third, Baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; fourth, Laying on of hands for the gift of the Holy Ghost.

We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the laying on of hands by those who are in authority, to preach the Gospel and administer in the ordinances thereof.

We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive Church, namely, apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, and so forth.

We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth.

We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly; we also believe the Book of Mormon to be the word of God.

We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God.

We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and, that the earth will be renewed and receive its paradisiacal glory.

We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.

We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.

We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul—We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.

Joseph Smith

The LDS Articles of Faith is what we believe. I’m sorry that you continue to post stuff that we do not believe.

CONSIDER THESE SLIGHTLY MORE ACCURATE ARTICLES OF FAITH
(With enhancements highlighted in red)

We believe in Joseph Smith. We also believe in God the Eternal Father, and in His Son, Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost. We believe that these gods were once men, and that you too can become your own god, even though our Prophet, Seer and Revelator denied it on national TV.
We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, such as murdering or drinking tea, and not for Adam's transgression, unless you were a Negro and died before 1978, in which case you were punished and cursed for the sins of Cain, or for what you did in the pre-existence.
We believe that through the atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel, especially tithing and the word of wisdom. However, we do not believe that Christ's sacrifice should be discussed on Easter, as this is a more appropriate time to contemplate the martyr of Joseph Smith, our Prophet, Seer & Savior.
We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel are: first, Faith in Joseph Smith; second, Faith in the current version of the Book of Mormon; third, Payment of tithing for the remission of sins; fourth, Repentance for not paying tithing (but only if you catch up); fifth, Blind obedience to the current prophet and to your husband, if you are a woman; sixth, Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; seventh, Baptism by complete, total, absolute immersion, in the waters, which, by the way, have been cursed, for the remission of sins; eighth, Laying on of hands for the gift of the Holy Spirit.
We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the laying on of hands by those who are in authority to collect tithing, to preach the Gospel and administer in the ordinances thereof. We also believe that if any man behaves as if he was not called by God, then it is appropriate to state that the Church is perfect, it is just the people who are flawed.
We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive Church, namely, apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, moneychangers in the temple, Young Men/Women leaders, Relief Society Presidents, Stake Mission Presidents, Young Single Adults Group Leaders, Elders Quorum Presidents, First Counselor to the President and so forth. We also believe that the primitive name for the church was "Corporation of the President."
We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, faith-healing, interpretation of tongues, tearing out of tongues when you divulge endowment secrets, and so forth.
We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly (we reserve the right to decide which verses are translated correctly and which are not); we also believe the most recent version of the Book of Mormon to be the word of God. We are currently undecided as to the divine origin of the Book of Abraham, however.
We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God (which may differ greatly from what He has previously revealed) by means of a comprehensive market survey of members' likes and dislikes.
We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent or the Middle East; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and, that the earth will be renewed and receive its paradisiacal glory. We also believe that our blood may be miraculously changed to that of the Tribe of Ephraim.
We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience as dictated by the President of the Church, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship however incorrectly, wherever wrongly, or whatever idolatrous beings they may, since Christian clergy are dimwitted hirelings of Satan.
We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law, unless the law of the land violates the law of God as dictated by the President of the Church, such as in prohibiting the marrying of more than one woman.
We believe in being honest except when lying for the Lord, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul--We believe all things that the Church President tells us, we hope all things, we have endured many things such as changes in Church teachings and conflicting revelations, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is any woman virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek to make her obedient, servile, and pregnant.

JOSEPH SMITH (et al.)

I challenge all Saints to show me where these "slightly more accurate" articles of faith are NOT more truthful than the "official version" expounded by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

314 posted on Sunday, March 08, 2009 4:09:50 AM by Zakeet

So you say you “like being a mormon”: In contrast to being a Christian no doubt..Thats like saying I like being in car crashes...

“The Family”: A member on a different planet/world...Each never seeing the rest for everlaqsting ???

The “first presidency” well I already knew that Obama was the first mormon president...

and council of the 12 apostles of the lds... thats not in the Bible so theres no such group...(Lets have a wee bit of consistancy here Sandy...)

We, the first presidency and the council of the 12 apostles of the lds...We already agreed that theres no such thing...thats not in the Bible...mormon marriage ???polygamy...here on Earth and forever in the mormon afterlife...

the family is central to the Creator’s plan for the eternal destiny of His children howerver the family will be forever split oup on separate planets OOOOOOO too bad...

All human beings—male and female—are created in the image of God. ...Unless they are black or female or not worthy mormon males...

Each is a beloved spirit son or daughter of heavenly parents, ...polygamy ??? Oh noez Sandy you didnt scrub this one ...bad mormon female ...say 6 Hail Briggy Youngs and 12 Praise Joey Smiths...

Gender is an essential characteristic of individual premortal, mortal, and eternal identity and purpose...Yeppers as long as you are male Oh noez...Sandy you are not...too bad..females are just used and abused...

In the premortal realm, spirit sons and daughters knew and worshiped God as their Eternal Father and accepted His plan by which His children could obtain a physical body and gain earthly experience to progress toward perfection and ultimately realize his or her divine destiny as an heir of eternal life. ...In other words the mormon god kicked his chidren that he had sex with all his mormon goddesses to conceive...why he kicked them right on out of the mormon heaven ...Is that nutz or what ?? Lucifer ?? he got to stay...after all he was the next in line to the mormon jesus...Now just how did the mormon gods keep track of who was weho and what birth order ?? That must have been a task...

The divine plan of happiness enables family relationships to be perpetuated beyond the grave. ...but on different planets...with no time for family BBQs, phone calls or Monday night boredom errr get togethers...

Sacred ordinances and covenants available in holy temples make it possible for individuals to return to the presence of God and for families to be united eternally...dead dunking the Jews and my long dead Christian ancestors is suppose to result in this..however, again, Mom is on one planet, the concubine to a “worthy” mormon male, son is on another with his harem, daughter is on yet another the concubine to a dirty old man, and Dad is with us apostates down in the kitchen enjoying Thunderbird coffee because he missed a tithe that time son was in the hospital..

The first commandment that God gave to Adam and Eve pertained to their potential for parenthood as husband and wife. ..which was ??? Bible book and verse ???

We declare that God’s commandment for His children to multiply and replenish the earth remains in force....but how does that happen again ???

We further declare that God has commanded that the sacred powers of procreation are to be employed only between man and woman, lawfully wedded as husband and wife...and wife and wife and wife...so the mormon god declared that adultery was OK even though the God of the Jews and the Christians said it wasnt ...(plus someone is uncertain abouyt how thast birds and the bees thingy goes...)

We declare the means by which mortal life is created to be divinely appointed. ...Bible book and verse needed here ...I’ll explain what the Bible scripture means when I see it)

We affirm the sanctity of life and of its importance in God’s eternal plan...The mormons haqve no proclamatiuon against abortion but say it is OK sometimes ...IOW mormons are pro-choice...which of cource is always...PRO-ABORTION ...think RINO Romney...(The Mountain Meadows Massacre, the Circleville Massacre, and the Bear River Massacre would never have occurred if the mormons had really believed God wanted people to live..)

Husband and wife have a solemn responsibility to love and care for each other and for their children. “Children are an heritage of the Lord” (Psalms 127:3). ..Whats a Bible verse doing in the middle of this mormon stuff ?? Mormons dont believe the Bible...wheres the mormon book reference instead ???

Parents have a sacred duty to rear their children in love and righteousness, ...and then give their very young daughters to Joey Smith so he can rape them, and throw their sons out to starve and die...

Husbands and wives—mothers and fathers—will be held accountable before God for the discharge of these obligations....Like what ???

The family is ordained of God...How does that work ??? Half of the families are female and not important...

Marriage between man and woman is essential to His eternal plan. ..Not according to Joey Smith...He and Briggy Young said a man with only one wife is in prostitution and is out of the will of the mormon god...and that he needed multiply sex partners to get into the mormon afterlife...living th principal means one man many women...

Children are entitled to birth within the bonds of matrimony, ...Where is that in the Bible ??? (consistancy, consistancy) Entitlement is not necessarity Biblical...

and to be reared by a father and a mother who honor marital vows with complete fidelity. Where in the Bible is this a “right” of children ??? Even your own Joey Smith didnt to this one...

Happiness in family life is most likely to be achieved when founded upon the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ. ..Nope Jesus never said that, but the opposite...happiness is not a promise in this life..

Successful marriages and families are established and maintained on principles of faith, ..Faith lacking in TRUTH is not faith at all but merely folly destined to bear a grevious end...

..wheres that in the Bible?? dont bother ITS NOT...

By divine design, fathers are to preside over their families ...How did Briggy Young do that over his 80+ children many of whom he didnt even recognize when he met them in the street...and his concubine ??? HAHA those girls fought like cats and dogs...Briggy couldnt buy one favorite a new bonnet without having to buy others one too...but then Briggy young had the purse (all those tithes) and he was a thief...a Judas type of economist...

responsible to provide the necessities of life and protection for their families... And yet at least one of Briggy youngs concubines starved to death and he made the women provide for him...Hmmmmmm somethiomng was upside down in the mormoin “prophets” household...

Mothers are primarily responsible for the nurture of their children. ..what about when they are too busy popping out hundreds of spirit babies and are too fat and too tired to be bothered...

these sacred responsibilities, ..Everlasting conception, labor and delivery...

fathers and mothers are obligated to help one another as equal partners....HAHAHA wheres that in the mormon doctrines ???
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Domnt bother its not there...the white mormon male is god to the women..

Disability, death, or other circumstances may necessitate individual adaptation...but that never happens to mormons cause they haz the special underoos and are “superior” to all the Chrsitian Churches...

Extended families should lend support when needed...So the mormon morg is stingy again ???

We warn that individuals who violate covenants of chastity, who abuse spouse or offspring, or who fail to fulfill family responsibilities will one day stand accountable before God... LIAR..Jeus died for those sins ...they are under the Blood...maybe the mormoin juesus has water in his viens...but not Jeus ...He shed His Blood ON THE Cross for the redemption of every sinner for every sin...

We warn that individuals who violate covenants of chastity, who abuse spouse or offspring, or who fail to fulfill family responsibilities will one day stand accountable before God... Joey Smith, Briggy Young and every other mormon male who abused their first legal wife by committing adultery against her..The mormon god said it I didnt...so they are accountable ...

Further, we warn that the disintegration of the family will bring upon individuals, communities, and nations the calamities foretold by ancient and modern prophets...those planets in the mor mon “celestial kingdom will result in this...Too late to have Joey Smith rethink his religion...Boy that boy was sure ignant...

We call upon responsible citizens and officers of government everywhere to promote those measures designed to maintain and strengthen the family as the fundamental unit of society...Whats this got to do with the Bible ??? This is politics, not religion, not Chrsitianity...

This proclamation was read by President Gordon B. Hinckley...Oh ol’ “Your Chrsitian Jesus is not my mormon jesus...”

No wonder

Never mind...

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