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To: the invisib1e hand

You didn’t know that Catholics know HOW to read the Bible? LOL!


4 posted on 06/29/2010 4:19:09 PM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Salvation
The blame game is getting tiresome./i>

Everyone knows it's forbidden. After all, they used to chain the bibles to the churches back in the day.

/s

5 posted on 06/29/2010 4:21:29 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (barbara walters, celebrity whore.)
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To: Salvation

First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want, if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin’ the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional,
There, the guy who’s got religion’ll
Tell you if your sin’s original.
If it is, try playin’ it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman,
Ave Maria,
Gee it’s good to see ya,
Gettin’ ecstatic an’
Sorta dramatic an’
Doin’ the Vatican Rag!


6 posted on 06/29/2010 4:22:05 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (0bama calls us "Tea Baggers", so we can call Kagan a "Carpet Muncher," right?)
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To: Salvation
This is how that post was supposed to read:

You didn’t know that Catholics know HOW to read the Bible? LOL!

Everyone knows it's forbidden. After all, they used to chain the bibles to the churches back in the day.

/s

7 posted on 06/29/2010 4:22:26 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (barbara walters, celebrity whore.)
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