...and THIS is what the followers of Joseph Smith are teaching to cause others to LOL!
Straight from the "Philosophy of CONmen"!
Milk before meat seems to spoils your agenda...
LOL
This is what Lucifer did in the garden he was teaching meat before milk knowing it would cause others to stumble....
This is what Lucifer did in the garden he was teaching meat before milk knowing it would cause others to stumble....
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Got Bible scripture for that astounding comment ???
...and THIS is what the followers of Joseph Smith are teaching to cause others to LOL!
Straight from the "Philosophy of CONmen"!
JESUS: Hey Smith!
Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?
JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?
JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?
JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!
JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.
JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!
JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.
JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.
JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?
JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)
JESUS: That's it.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: Nah - it was right.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.
JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.
JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!
JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?
JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....
JESUS: What did you say?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.
JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.
JESUS: No...
JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?
JESUS: Nope.
JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!
JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: No; it wasn't.
JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?
JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?
JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.
JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly Faithbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.
JOSEPH SMITH: But....
Proverbs 29:1
A man who remains stiff-necked after many rebukes will suddenly be destroyed--without remedy.
Milk before meat seems to spoils your agenda...
This is what Lucifer did in the garden he was teaching meat before milk knowing it would cause others to stumble....
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OH WOW!
My only ‘agenda’ is to get you and other LDS to WAKE UP and see the lies your so called church tells you. One of which is this stupid, stupid, stupid idea that God has ‘hidden’ knowledge for the ‘worthy’ (milk before meat). The LDS idea of ‘milk before meat’ is not only a twisting of scripture (no surprise there) but feeds their self-righteousness.
God does not lie, and He does not keep what is sacred a secret.
LUCIFER LIED!!! He wasn’t teaching meat before milk. Do you have any idea how blasphemous your statement is?!?!?!
And your statement also goes against LDS theology that states the ‘fall’ was a ‘fall upward’ and Adam and Eve HAD to sin in order to have children.
So which is it? did they ‘stumble’? Or were they ‘courageous’ by sinning against God?