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To: SZonian

“None of you were called of the Lord so all that all of you say is just murmuring!”

Let’s see if you can post the proof and source of that claim.

Otherwise, it sounds like a child throwing a tantrum because they can’t control the message.

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...are you saying you are a prophet!

were you called of God as was Aaron?

Heb. 5: 4
4 And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron.


61 posted on 05/13/2010 11:03:56 AM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu

satan lied to Eve, he lied to Joseph Smith.....you to can be god.
Apparently you believe this by your posts.
My Spirit weeps for you.
Good bye, Resty.


63 posted on 05/13/2010 11:09:55 AM PDT by svcw (Habakkuk 2:3)
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To: restornu
You pretend to know what is in our hearts.

You then digress into childish rants that having nothing to do with the topic or the inquiry.

Again, post the proof and source of your claim in your previous comment...

“None of you were called of the Lord so all that all of you say is just murmuring!”

Otherwise, admit (will never happen) that you are in a perpetual state of ignorance regarding the motives of those you rail against.

64 posted on 05/13/2010 11:41:59 AM PDT by SZonian (We began as a REPUBLIC, a nation of laws. We became a DEMOCRACY, majority rules. Next step is?)
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To: restornu
 

...are you saying you are a prophet!

were you called of God as was Aaron?

Heb. 5: 4
4 And no man taketh this honour unto himself, but he that is called of God, as was Aaron.

 
 
HERE is what a 'true' PROPHET hears on his LAST DAY...

JESUS: Hey Smith!
Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?

JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?

JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?

JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!

JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.

JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!

JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.

JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.

JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?

JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)

JESUS: That's it.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: Nah - it was right.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.

JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.

JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!

JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?

JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....

JESUS: What did you say?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.

JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.

JESUS: No...

JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?

JESUS: Nope.

JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!

JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: No; it wasn't.

JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?

JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?

JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.

JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly Facebook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.

JOSEPH SMITH: But....


73 posted on 05/13/2010 12:42:15 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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