117 Russians in Hospital After Drinking Holy Water

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[Thrownatbirth]

Must be an Eastern Orthodox thing. In my Catholic upbringing, holy water was never meant to be drunk.

[JimVT]

Especially after sitting in a font for a couple of days.

[Between the Lines]

This is why in the US all Holy water meant for drinking must carry a warning lable.

Warning: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations.

[Gamecock]

Is this the EO equivalent of staring at the sun and going blind all because they were hoping to catch a glimpse of Mary?

[savedbygrace]

Awright, who pooped in the pool?

[Thrownatbirth]

...and a couple thousand dirty fingers. As a altar boy, I had to change the holy water fonts, but only after they became visibly cloudy. I’d rather change stagnant fish tank water.

[marshmallow]

I didn't think there was anything in this story which could be used to dump on Catholicism but you've proven me wrong with that wonderful two-fer!

A rare talent, indeed.

Glad I made your day.

[FreeAtlanta]

vampires?

[dfwgator]

[Gamecock]

It’s really not that hard. With the right material....

[marshmallow]

......and lots of practice................... :-)

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Water is never holy. Shoulda been the first clue...

[gitmogrunt]

"Must be an Eastern Orthodox thing.

It may be a Russian thing.

[marshmallow]

With respect to water, “holiness” is not synonymous with “biologically inactive”.

[fr_freak]

With respect to water, “holiness” is not synonymous with “biologically inactive”.

They forgot to follow the instructions for making holy water: first, you have to boil the hell out of it.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, dear. I hope it’s not anything disastrous that’s hard to cure.

I suppose a few drops of chlorine per gallon isn’t traditional ...

[Quix]

God have mercy.

[Erasmus]

My Pastor once explained how to make holy water:

“Boil the Hell out of it.”