Every political breakfast I go to, I ask who the Mormons are so I don’t have to be seated next to one. You know, because the Mormon Derangement Sewing Circle has convinced me to be unevenly yolked.
Or something like that....
That is actually funny.
I suppose, Larry, if you don't like the smoky atmosphere here as we're BBQ'd alive by the Mormon world-wide contingent, you could always grab a Mormon shovel and try to bury us yet again in that one gigantic spiritual graveyard Joe Smith tried to dig for us back yonder...
...the problem's been that we just won't stay "dead..."
...ya see, Larry, the reality of our spiritual existence causes a rather, how shall I say this, "grave" problem for the average contemporary Mormon...
...you see, if they acknowledge that we & our ancestors are indeed true Christians, then why did the world ever "need" a Mormon "restoration" to come along???
If nothing was completely lost, if all Christians weren't buried away in some graveyard, then no restorer was needed...
...and if no restorer was needed, then Joe Smith's existence as what the Mormon Times has called the "first student of the church" was all unnecessary/superflous!
So, the Mormons just can't have all these Christians bouncing up out of their designated coffins. Elsewise the restoration was irrelevant: No dead Christian church, no dead Christians across the board, the so-called "restoration" itself then dies.
So the Mormons declare us dead everywhere they can...missionary-prompted doorbells & porches; the Lds official Web site; Lds curricula; its official Ensign mag; its historical books, etc. (They try to couch it using subtle language like "universal apostasy," but we know who "universal" is...kind of like when Obama talks about "universal healthcare"...we know who Obama has in mind for that, too!!!)
HMMmm...
I do just the OPPOSITE; for I just LOVE sharing SCRIPTURE with folks!
(How am I doing so far in THIS thread??)