How are things on Hill Cumorah??
Is that little book still sleeping there?
Eh ???
Dontcha know that Joey Smith found that little book written on gold plates in Reformed Egyptian ...
Ye ancient dust made him puke as he tranlated the words into Ye Olde King James English...
So he puked into his hat instead of Emma’s clean floor...
of course all the booze he was guzzling added to the need to puke...
And then there was the chewin tobacky that Emma wouldnt let him spit on the floor...
That went into his hat to...
Joey Smoth wore out several hats while he whiled away his lazy hazy days of summer translatin them there Reformed Egyptian words...
Why it got so much a sacrifice and chore he even had to get his wife, Emma, (the only one he married in front of a preacher, that one) to look things up in the abominable Christian Bible...
Hey Emma, check and see if there was a fence around that there Jerusalem. These horses keep getting out and running all over the map... There they go off to MesoAmerica...
What’s that ?...drink less booze and I wont see things...Silly woman...what would I get yoa ta write if I didnt see things?...
Boy those horses sure can jump...Well I’ll just say they were there all along...
What’s that ? ...There were no horses in America until the Spanish brought them ?... Gosh Emma yer raht smart... Hmmmmmmm..I’ll just back it up a few years ta make it more interesting...Shhh... we wont tell anyone about them Spanish...They’ll never know...
LOL