[Alex Murphy]

“The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe. It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible. For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”

[TBP]

“The Gospel According to Mork”?

[ConservativeMind]

So other civilizations have the “Book of Mormon,” too?

[FroggyTheGremlim]

"To serve man"

[GeronL]

I think someone HAS been translating the Bible back into its original Klingon though

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

“It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible.

If the extraterrestrials consider homosexuality to be immoral, I suggest we load our homosexual activists into rocket ships and send them on a one-way trip into outer space on a mission to confront the aliens over their homophobia.

[charmedone]

Flash, Gordon. Michael Jackson is still dead!

[RegulatorCountry]

“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994"

Unintentional acceleration? Thought it was in reverse, but it wasn't? Alien Thelma & Louise wannabees?

[jessduntno]

“They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”

Hmmmmmmm...wonder how Bawney “the Gerbil” Fwank explains his “small size”...

[InvisibleChurch]

The Gideons sure get around.

[Procyon]

If true, it would only confirm the universality of natural law. Which is no surprise to those who believe that the natural laws of man come from God.

[JSDude1]

More proof that Satan is using demons to decieve the world, I dare say that there would be RADICALLY fundamental differences in this “Bible” and in The Real Bible!

[P.O.E.]

[BossLady]

Little Red Cookbook!!! ;)

[GraceG]

The reason they crashed their spaceship was because they were “Letukian Scientists” and their ship had a bad anti-matter flow regulator and they thought they could fix it by praying to Letuk.

We know how well that worked out for them.

[max americana]

> “The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe

You mean Lord Xenu is not the One? Blasphemy!!

[FroggyTheGremlim]

On a philosophical note - I have often wondered if Jesus came also to alien civilizations.

And, was there a different Mary for each?

[SERKIT]

Heck with the book, where’s the effin’ wreckage and/or its occupants? Current first family in a clunker?

[dog breath]

The last I heard, the aliens were spotted handing out religious tracts on a California beach. Nobody payed any attention to just a few more illegal aliens there or thought they seemed any odder then the usual crowd.

[Lee N. Field]

"Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes. " --K.

[stockpirate]

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