"There aren't enough Americans willing to sit in the prayer tower and take calls anymore," says a prayer coordinator at a major ministry which jobbed out its prayer lines last year.
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To: Alex Murphy
2 posted on
08/18/2009 7:22:05 AM PDT by
pikachu
(Be alert! We need more lerts!)
To: Alex Murphy
Why don’t people just ask friends to pray for them? I don’t think God hears you better because you get some stranger on a phone to pray. Sheesh.
3 posted on
08/18/2009 7:22:51 AM PDT by
brytlea
(Jesus loves me, this I know.)
To: Alex Murphy
all the gods would bless her mightily.
I am a Christian, but I find this hilarious.
4 posted on
08/18/2009 7:22:55 AM PDT by
brwnsuga
(Proud, BLACK, Beautiful, Conservative!!!)
To: Alex Murphy
I am going to need you to get your Bible and reinstall your faith. < /thick Indian accent>
5 posted on
08/18/2009 7:24:11 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
("I can run wild for six months ...after that, I have no expectation of success" - Admiral Obama-moto)
To: Alex Murphy
What is it, that people expect from a commercial prayer line?
7 posted on
08/18/2009 7:24:32 AM PDT by
stuartcr
(When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.)
To: Alex Murphy
“The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.”
The “pray-for-pay” of a devout Hindu in an Indian call center, maybe not-so-much.
8 posted on
08/18/2009 7:25:15 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
To: Alex Murphy
At his Sprint job he would have to "run around the block and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken" to settle down every night because of the stress he felt serving demanding U.S. customers.Hmmmm....
As a Sprint customer who is equally upset with Sprint service, maybe I should try that.
Anybody seen any stray chickens lately?
To: Alex Murphy
12 posted on
08/18/2009 7:27:39 AM PDT by
jjm2111
To: Vor Lady
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’m-not-sure-if-this-is-satire-or-not-ping.
13 posted on
08/18/2009 7:27:42 AM PDT by
LongElegantLegs
(It takes a viking to raze a village!)
To: Alex Murphy
At his Sprint job he would have to "run around the block and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken" to settle down every night because of the stress he felt serving demanding U.S. customers. But the prayer center job is more relaxed.Haha awesome. I love that people think this is a serious story.
17 posted on
08/18/2009 7:28:47 AM PDT by
xjcsa
(And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
To: Alex Murphy
Next you are going to tell me that the Prayer Cloth I just bought from Robert Tilton was made in a Chinese sweat shop!
18 posted on
08/18/2009 7:29:36 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: Alex Murphy
Not properly trained?
It would seem to me that being baptized in any Christian denomination would be the first part of the training.
20 posted on
08/18/2009 7:32:15 AM PDT by
Kansas58
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70
Caller: I am calling and would like to confess my sins.
Operator: "You are VERY bad man."
23 posted on
08/18/2009 7:34:34 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: Alex Murphy
This is almost s funny as the Bob and Tom bit where they have the outsourced porn line. In that one a guy with a thick Indian accent pretends he is a hot college coed.
To: Alex Murphy
I almost...was real close...to falling for this and had my post ready that said "You can't make this stuff up!"....and then i realized you can.
Funny piece!
To: Alex Murphy
This wins the “Unclear on the Concept” award of the week.
27 posted on
08/18/2009 7:37:28 AM PDT by
La Lydia
To: Alex Murphy
Sorry, but people who worship with a remote control in hand, deserve this kind of devotion...
28 posted on
08/18/2009 7:38:41 AM PDT by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: Alex Murphy
and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken
Is that a euphamism?
If so, I can relate.
29 posted on
08/18/2009 7:39:08 AM PDT by
SJSAMPLE
To: Alex Murphy
May all the gods bless you mightily; and, would you like super-sized slurpy with that?
Here's Homer Simpson, connected to the "prayer line"...
"Buy More, Be Happy"--THX1138
34 posted on
08/18/2009 7:48:43 AM PDT by
LomanBill
(Animals! The DemocRats blew up the windmill with an Acorn!)
To: Alex Murphy
Hey people,
Forget the middle man. Get on your knees and talk directly to God. I promise, He will listen.
36 posted on
08/18/2009 7:51:10 AM PDT by
AnnGora
(As a result of the Stimulus Bill, Napoleon has no more tots to give.)
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