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Kirby: Temporal at the temple -LDS- (OPEN)
Salt Lake Tribune ^ | June 19, 2009 | Robert Kirby

Posted on 06/21/2009 8:22:13 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

The Angel Moroni atop the LDS Oquirrh Mountain Temple looks a bit worse for wear right now. Last Saturday, he got zapped by lightning.

Witnesses reported a bright flash of light, a single B-flat note ending in a ducklike quack heard as far away as Idaho, followed by the usual self-congratulatory applause of thunder.

A billion volts blasted the gold leaf off Moroni, turning his horn, face and arm black. In a program known as Regilding for the Dead, the LDS Church plans to fix him before the dedication in August.

-SNIP-

Friday evening, I was one of hundreds of LDS Church volunteers helping with the open house.

Because I don't have the proper spirit to be an effective usher inside the temple, or even the patience to help with parking outside, the church found me a portable bathroom to monitor.

The bathroom trailer was in a busy spot. It was almost directly underneath the temple's spire. High above me, Moroni trumpeted salvation to the world -- and an ominous sky.

"Cool angel," I thought. "I hope this place has a lightning rod."


TOPICS: General Discusssion; Humor
KEYWORDS: antimormonthread; lds; mormon
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"Regilding for the Dead"....
1 posted on 06/21/2009 8:22:13 AM PDT by greyfoxx39
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To: colorcountry; Colofornian; Elsie; FastCoyote; svcw; Zakeet; SkyPilot; rightazrain; ...

Ping


2 posted on 06/21/2009 8:23:16 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Is there a law that circumvents the use of the launch codes in the event of a CIC (coward in chief)
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To: greyfoxx39
This money quote is disgusting: Because I don't have the proper spirit to be an effective usher inside the temple, or even the patience to help with parking outside, the church found me a portable bathroom to monitor. WTH?
3 posted on 06/21/2009 8:29:11 AM PDT by svcw (Barry: mentally deficient & narcissistic megonogistic megalomaniac psychopath w/ paranoid delusions)
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To: greyfoxx39
"Regilding for the Dead"...

Party A, responding to this news: But of course, this angel Moroni will have the opportunity to accept OR reject this regilding. No one forces angels to undergo horn, face, and arm conversions.
Party B: Yeah, sure.

4 posted on 06/21/2009 8:30:29 AM PDT by Colofornian
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To: greyfoxx39; colorcountry; Elsie
Don't mess with the Thunderbird (Courtesy Wikipedia)

The Thunderbird is a legendary creature in North American indigenous peoples' history and culture. It's considered a "supernatural" bird of power and strength. It is especially important, and richly depicted, in the art, songs and oral histories of many Pacific Northwest Coast cultures, but is also found in various forms among the peoples of the American Southwest and Great Plains. Thunderbirds were major components of the Southeastern Ceremonial Complex of American prehistory.

The Thunderbird's name comes from the common belief that the beating of its enormous wings causes thunder and stirs the wind. The Lakota name for the Thunderbird is Wakį́yą, a word formed from kįyą́, meaning "winged," and wakhą́, "sacred." The Kwakwaka'wakw have many names for the Thunderbird and the Nuu-chah-nulth (Nootka) called him Kw-Uhnx-Wa. The Ojibwa word for a thunderbird that is closely associated with thunder is animikii, while large thunderous birds are known as binesi.

Across many North America indigenous cultures, the Thunderbird carries many of the same characteristics. It is described as a large bird, capable of creating storms and thundering while it flies. Clouds are pulled together by its wingbeats, the sound of thunder made by its wings clapping, sheet lightning the light flashing from its eyes when it blinks, and individual lightning bolts made by the glowing snakes that it carries around with it. In masks, it is depicted as many-colored, with two curling horns, and, often, teeth within its beak.

5 posted on 06/21/2009 8:38:33 AM PDT by Utah Binger (Mount Carmel Utah, In the Heart of Maynard Dixon Country)
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To: svcw

I think it refers to Mormons being assigned to do things by their minders/ward leaders based on what the spirit “moves” the minder to assign based on the faithfulness/mindless obedience of the assignee. From what I’ve observed in my niece’s husband’s TBM family, such assignments end up being a popularity contest, with the “winners” getting plum assignments and those deemed not quite worthy enough getting the shaft.


6 posted on 06/21/2009 8:40:40 AM PDT by Malacoda (CO(NH2)2 on OBAMA.)
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To: Utah Binger
I have an old Thunderbird...but this isn't it...

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7 posted on 06/21/2009 9:01:13 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Is there a law that circumvents the use of the launch codes in the event of a CIC (coward in chief)
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To: Colofornian
No one forces angels to undergo horn, face, and arm conversions.

LOL!

8 posted on 06/21/2009 9:08:21 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Is there a law that circumvents the use of the launch codes in the event of a CIC (coward in chief)
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To: greyfoxx39

I told Kirby he needs to wear this hat next time he's anywhere near the trumpet player. Besides someone said that Miles Davis was offended and was only trying to get the trumpeteer to play jazz and needed be more politically correct.

9 posted on 06/21/2009 9:53:49 AM PDT by Utah Binger (Mount Carmel Utah, In the Heart of Maynard Dixon Country)
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To: greyfoxx39

This is what Christianity is really all about...

Listen and watch and be blessed today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_n0qDAYsBQ&feature=PlayList&p=8ECD0C4ED187CD9E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=28


10 posted on 06/21/2009 10:55:05 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Utah Binger
LOL...bump for the Thunderbird Foundation
11 posted on 06/21/2009 2:34:51 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Is there a law that circumvents the use of the launch codes in the event of a CIC (coward in chief)
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To: greyfoxx39

****I have an old Thunderbird...but this isn’t it...***

Do you serve it very cold like NIGHT TRAIN EXPRESS?


12 posted on 06/22/2009 9:24:24 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (A modern liberal is someone who doesn't care what you do so long as it is compulsory.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Actually, I’m still driving it ;)


13 posted on 06/22/2009 9:31:32 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Is there a law that circumvents the use of the launch codes in the event of a CIC (coward in chief)
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To: svcw
"This money quote is disgusting:

Disgusting? Do you know much about Kriby? Obviously you don't 'get' his humor.

If Kirby's humor disgusts you, you might want to tone down your disgust-o-meter.

14 posted on 06/26/2009 12:39:12 PM PDT by GreyMountainReagan (Liberals do not view the book 1984 as a warning but as a textbook.)
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To: GreyMountainReagan
In order for there to be humor, there must be some truth. Are you saying that it is true that lds will relegate you to guarding outdoor toilets if you don't measure up?
If that's the case I'll laugh.
15 posted on 06/26/2009 12:43:27 PM PDT by svcw (Barry: mentally deficient & narcissistic misogynist megalomaniac psychopath w/ paranoid delusions)
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To: svcw
In order for there to be humor, there must be some truth.

Is that why your post are not humorous except maybe unintentionally?

16 posted on 06/26/2009 6:30:29 PM PDT by GreyMountainReagan (Liberals do not view the book 1984 as a warning but as a textbook.)
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To: GreyMountainReagan

Oh go ahead and take the velvet off that hammer you’re so fond of swinging. You’re not fooling anyone, hon.


17 posted on 06/26/2009 6:34:24 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: GreyMountainReagan
That's an interesting thought on your part as I never intended to be humorous, so I am a successful.
18 posted on 06/26/2009 6:46:00 PM PDT by svcw (Barry: mentally deficient & narcissistic misogynist megalomaniac psychopath w/ paranoid delusions)
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To: svcw
I never intended to be humorous..

I was speaking in a general sense but anyway...even though you apparently do not intend to be humorous sometimes you unintentionally are funny.

Quite funny in fact.

19 posted on 06/26/2009 6:54:58 PM PDT by GreyMountainReagan (Liberals do not view the book 1984 as a warning but as a textbook.)
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To: MHGinTN

Are you trying to fool anyone?


20 posted on 06/26/2009 6:56:29 PM PDT by GreyMountainReagan (Liberals do not view the book 1984 as a warning but as a textbook.)
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